(even if you aren't vegan)
Hotel Imabellio
{Bell and Badstar are walking down a path, with mushrooms lining the dirt road. Up ahead is a gateway into a building. Skullbuggy peers over it and chuckles.}
BELL: {offscreen} Nice of the anime club to invite us over for a fansub screening, eh, Badstar?
{The camera pans over to the front of the gate, where the two are standing.}
BADSTAR: I hope they made lots of ramen!
BELL: {surprised} Badstar, look!
{Bell walks over to the gateway and takes a note off the door.}
BELL: It's from Skullbuggy!
{Bell begins to read the letter.}
BELL: Dear pasty dorks, the second gens and I have taken over the anime club! Your Haruhi light novels are now permanent guests at one of our seven second gen hotels! I dare you to find 'em if you can!
{Bell turns to Badstar.}
BELL: We gotta find the animes!
BADSTAR: And you gotta help us!
BELL: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed manga!
{Fade to black.}
{Bell and Badstar walk up to a large tree.}
BELL: Looks kinda peaceful...
BADSTAR: Looks are deceiving, when second gens are involved.
{Badstar bends over as Bell runs and tries to jump up the tree. However, he stops right before the tree, panting and wheezing.}
{Super Sam falls out of the tree and runs off. Apples start to grow on the tree as Bell and Badstar look on. Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, Bell spots his animes.}
BELL: Animes!
{The animes fall out of the tree as FlannelJacket catches them. He runs off with them to his hotel (complete with failing lights) and somehow runs up the side of the building. Bell and Badstar walk up to the building.}
BADSTAR: How are we going to find the animes with the power going out?
BELL: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms! Remind me to check!
{Bell walks into a room lined with computers, all of which are playing Touhou games.}
BELL: Ah-hah! Here's the problem--too many computers!
{Bell takes out a bag of CDs.}
BELL: You know what they say! All computers run my hentai games!
{The computers, in defiance of their programming, shut themselves off and launch themselves out of the hotel in self defense. The lighting in the hotel returns to normal.}
{Bell and Badstar finish hammering a sign into the hotel, reading, "condemned". They are visibly fatigued and are both sweating heavily.}
BELL: That... {pant} oughta do it.
{The two notice their mangas, sitting atop a warp pipe. The books are sucked in.}
BELL: Where'd they go?!
{Badstar points offscreen. The camera pans over to show a cavern. Above the entrance is a sign reading, "Eric's Cave Hotel - Still Running on Amiga Software". The two... heroes? walk up to the entrance.}
BELL: Gee... it's kinda dark.
BADSTAR: You bring a light?
BELL: {turning around} No!
BADSTAR: Well maybe a second-gen will lend us his! If we... persuade him!
{The two start walking into the cave. They begin to pant and sweat again.}
{The mine explodes, sending the mangas flying.}
BELL: Get ready to catch them!
{Long, long pause.}
BADSTAR: They're not coming down...!
BELL: ... They're up there!
{Bell points to a large castle in the sky. Badstar looks around and sees a nearby beanstalk seed. He kicks it and it spontaneously sprouts into a full-fledged stalk. The two begin to climb.}
BELL: It's hard to see through those clouds... I hope we can get rid of them! ... Get the hint?
SKULLB: {offscreen} YES
{The two heroes run out of the cloud castle, mangas in tow. A large fan proceeds to blow the castle--as well as NachoMan--out of the sky.}
BELL: Hey! You! ... Um... go! Away!
{The castle and NachoMan are completely blown away. Suddenly, the mangas disappear right out of Badstar's hands. Gloves. Hloves.}
BELL: It's been one of those days. 
Come on, Badstar...!
{The two heroes descend the beanstalk and look to the distance to see a large castle. The two walk up to the entrance.}
BELL: We ain't afraid of no second gens!
{Suddenly, the door disappears.}
BADSTAR: Woah...!
{The door reappears.}
BELL: {entering} Hurry!
{The two enter the castle.}
{The castle crumbles in the distance.}
BELL: Spooky.
{Bell turns around.} { BELL: Where's the animes?
BADSTAR: Over there!
{The two turn their focus to a large, well-furbished casino.}
BADSTAR: Look! Brooksie's hotel!
BELL: Be careful... when you pinch Brooksie's pennies, they pinch back!
BADSTAR: ... What?
{The two are seen outside Brooksie's casino.}
BELL: That wasn't so hard, was it?
{The two see the mangas. Suddenly, the mangas disappear. A sinister chuckle is heard in the distance.}
BADSTAR: That's that c-creepy SkullB's laugh!
BELL: Look!
{Bell points to a rather sinister-looking castle.}
BELL: This is it, Badstar... remember; where there's smoke...
BADSTAR:
BELL:
BADSTAR:
BELL:
BADSTAR: There's FAIYAH
{The two enter the castle.}
{SkullB's Creepy Castle explodes as Bell, Badstar and the animes run out. The two stop at a grassy clearing. Bell takes out a Yuki Nagato body pillow.}
BELL: {poorly imitating a girl's voice} Thanks to you two sexy young men, I can safely return back to the anime club, free from the terrible second gens!
{Bell pushes the pillow against the two of their faces, imitating kisses.}
BELL: {still poorly imitating a girl} And my thanks to you, too!
BOTH: You're the worst person ever!!!!!!!!!
{Fade to black.}
BELL: this is bull I DO NOT OWN A BODY PILLOW OF YUKI
BELL: i prefer kyon :3
