Homestar Tap-dances in Kentucky

Hi there, guys! This new fanstuff thingy is where you get to make random Homestar toons that shall eventually voted on by the general population! Yay...?

Here's how you would go about one!

Note: It must be good and random at the same time! This example is clearly neither of them, but then again, it's just an example. =P

TRANSCRIPT

{Open up on The Stick in the field. Homestar walks by.}

HOMESTAR: Man, oh, man! I can't wait to start tap-dancing in the midst of random peoples!

{He walks over to Bubs' Airport.}

BUBS: Hello, traveler! Would you like a ticket to the middle of nowhere?

HOMESTAR: Maybe later. Sounds fun, though. I would like to go somewhere where people tap-dance!

BUBS: Why, everyone knows that everyone goes to Kentucky for tap-dancing!

HOMESTAR: Don't you mean triangle dancing?

BUBS: Nah, that's so last century, man! Don't you read the papers? Tap-dancing is the new get-up-and-go in Kentucky!

HOMESTAR: {jumps up in excitement} Wow, that's great! Where do I sign?

BUBS: On your million-dollar cheque!

HOMESTAR: What a bargain! {gets out a random cheque-book and signs a cheque out to Bubs} There you go!

{Close-up on Bubs' sly, sly face as he takes the cheque. He even chuckles evilly.}

BUBS: Come back soon! {gives Homestar a ticket}

{Homestar walks into a conveniently-placed propeller-powered airplane, which soon takes off.}

A MONTH LATER...

{The plane touches down in Kentucky.}

HOMESTAR: Yay, time for tap-dancing!

{Homestar hops out and starts tap-dancing.}

RANDOM GUY: YEE-HAW!!!

{Everyone tap-dances with Homestar.}

END

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