Hart empire/orchid/housing/2

A small two bedroom one bath apartment, Remolay's swords lean against the wall right by his room.

Talk

{Remolay and Remadin walk into the room, Bickering as usual}

REMADIN: I am so blaming you if this apartment is... {stops} Actually, this is pretty good

REMOLAY: Don't get used to it, We're only here till we get enough money to go home

REMADIN: When did our life become Megatokyo?

REMOLAY: {confused} What?

{someone knocks on the door three times}

REMADIN: Umm... Come in?

{the door opens. brian walks in, a pastel striped bok, a black metal square box, and a white shopping bag obscure his face.}

BRIAN: I'm back guys. I've got Caseys poker set, I picked up Marissas sunhat, and Ritas dry cleaning.

REMOLAY: {even more confused} I have no idea who any of those people are.

REMADIN: I think you might be looking for the room across the hall.

BRIAN: Huh? {drops the bags} Crap! Sorry about that. I'm Brian.

REMOLAY: I'm Remolay, and this is my brother, Remadin. And you have just given me a great idea. {Starts yelling} Gamble and cheat at poker for money!

REMADIN: You don't know how to play poker.

REMOLAY: I repeat, Cheat at poker for money.

BRIAN: Oh, trust me, Casey'd catch me. Then take my wallet. {sighs} Again. {holds up the hat box} Please take this overpriced hat away from me.

REMADIN: Wont you get yelled at for that?

REMOLAY: {overlapping} Okay.

{Remolay grabs the hat box, Legend of Zelda Item music plays}

REMADIN: Sorry, That was my phone. So... Now what?

BRIAN: Well, first, you'd better answer your phone. And Remadin, yes, I will, but she's using my closet to store her hats now, and it's getting really annoying.

REMOLAY: So, if her hats start disappearing she might stop doing that?

BRIAN: It would probably be more along the line of freaking out and buying a ton more.

REMADIN: So, uh, why make hats disappear then?

REMOLAY: {Eagerly} Satisfaction of freaking her out? To get rid of the ones she buys after that?

BRIAN: {at remolay} Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

REMOLAY: Nah, our people are traditionally violent, It's my brother who was dropped on his head.

BRIAN: ...Good for him. Well, I have suspicious business elsewhere. Bye! {leaves}

REMOLAY: Okay then. I'm going to go look for a job. Hold down the fort

{Remolay grabs one of his seethed swords and leaves}

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