Hambrin Email.lax/icecream

Hambrin tries to set a record with ice cream

People: Hambrin,

Places: Computer Desk,

Date: 11/27/09

Transcript

HAMBRIN: Gimme email once! Gimme email twice! Gimme email thrice!

World Record

Dear Harmonizer,

I am world record holder for biggest statue made of gum and wondering if you had any world records like me! You seem like a man of many records.

Schmity Five,

Parm Parbimpski

{says "Harmonizer" as "Hairizzler" then stops reading the email to say:}

HAMBRIN: Hairizzler? That could be the coolest nickname anyone has ever nicknamed me. {conitnues reading, calls "schimity" "skimle" then says:} Well, Parm I find that lem... Wait, did you say you're Parm Parimpski? The world record holder?! And you emailed ME!?! Man, I feel honored. {clears page} Well Master Parm, I just bought the newest "Platorial Plamer Record Book", and your record was the most popular, but the only record they havn't updated in several years is the record for most ice cream eaten in one day. So I guess thats the record I'll be working on. Good thing Smartstripe said he was working on an ice cream invention. Lets see what that mess is, ok? {leaves}

{cut to Smartstripe's lab, Hambrin walks up}

SMARTSTRIPE: {sighs} What are you doing here? Can't you see I'm working?

HAMBRIN: That's what I'm here for, have you finished that ice cream invention yet?

SMARTSTRIPE: Yes, but it dosn't work. I tried to make a machine that would store vitamins inside ice cream, but it made the ice cream taste like vegetables, so I gave up and threw it in the closet.

HAMBRIN: Does it despence ice creme? And endless amounts of it?

SMARTSTIPE: Yes, but it doesn't have an off...

HAMBRIN: {completly ignoring him} Ok, bye! {goes off screen}

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