(even if you aren't vegan)
Hambrin Email.lax/cookin'
Hambrin shows us an old cooking video
People: Hambrin, Kid Man-o-man, Kid Hambrin
Places: Computer Desk, Kitchen,
Date: 11/16/09
Transcript
HAMBRIN: Email, take two!
subject: Hot Pockets!Deer Hambrin,
Do you like to cook? Personally, I love to make pasta!
Tasty Pasty, Toonypie
HAMBRIN: Cooking, huh? I never thought I would talk about this topic, but I have to talk about something. {clears page} Although I've never cooked anything recently, I have made a video years and years ago about cooking. It was a home video that stared me and Man-o-man as cooking TV stars. But I don't think it turned out so good. But let's watch anyone, shall we?
{cut to old looking video, an obviously drawn logo for "Best Food Show", when the logo moves, kid hambrin and kid man-o-man are wearing chef hats}
KID MAN-O-MAN: Welcome to Best Food Show! We're your hosts, Man-o-man and Hambrin! And we don't mean parasite hosts.
KID HAMBRIN: Well, maybe you don't.
{hambrin lifts up his shirt and worm shaped things squerm around under his skin, man-o-man looks digusted}
KID MAN-O-MAN: That's gross. Now then, today we were going to make "Thanksgiving the Chekt", but because {looks angrly looks at hambrin} someone ate the recipe...
KID HAMBRIN: Parasites!
KID MAN-O-MAN: Now we're going to make a classic Thanksgiving dinner! First the vegetables. Hambrin!
KID HAMBRIN: Just go buy it at the store! Better yet, don't get it at all. I mean, no one wants to eat that crap, so don't even think about it. Next, to make stuffing, just take sundried fish guts, mix them with green paper, and lastly put it in a capsule and roast over an open flame!
KID MAN-O-MAN: Now, for dessert, "Banana Cream Pie"!
KID HAMBRIN: No, we're going to make "Roast Pecan Delight".
KID MAN-O-MAN: {sacasticly} Ha, Ha. {angerly} My assitant jokes. {normaly} Back to the real recipe...
KID HAMBRIN: {inerupting} Yes, what a funny. Now Pecan suprise...
KID MAN-O-MAN: {interupting} Maybe instead of pie, we'll make "Roast Hambrin".
KID HAMBRIN: Hey!
KID MAN-O-MAN: Don't forget the cinnimon. {throws brown spice at hambrin}
KID HAMBRIN: The one ingredent that we need is eggs. {grabs an egg carton and chucks three eggs at man-o-man}
{man-o-man shoves green slime across hambrin's face, hambrin reaches into the fridge and throws random foodstuffs at man-o-man; the screen changes to "Tromble at sEt, hang oN" it shows a picture of pie with an arm holding on to a tree; when the screen shows comes back to them, they are each covered in food}
KID HAMBRIN: Sorry for that. We've settled our differences and are going to show you how to make the classic holiday turkey!
KID MAN-O-MAN: Normaly, you take out the guts, but to save time we won't. Take the whole thing and throw it in the oven! {takes a pan with a turkey on it and puts it in the oven}
KID HAMBRIN: Then, put your stove at 1,000,000 degrees farenhite. {turns up a diel on the stove}
KID MAN-O-MAN: That's not what we agreed on.
KID HAMBRIN: It's ok, I made sure that it's safe.
{the oven bursts into flames; cut back to hambrin}
HAMBRIN: Now, I'm not going into detail, but no one was happy with me that day. Not Man-o-man, not my parents, not the fire department, no one. And if your thinking about doing something involving the police. Don't worry, I've had some time to talk it over with them. They, were also not happy.
