Guess who's coming to dinner./Ryan

{A knock is heard on the door.}

DEMYX: {Runs onscreen.} I'll get it! {Opens door}

CODY: Hey! You're that Kingdom Hearts boss!

DEMYX: ...What?

BADSTAR: {Walks in} He doesn't know he's from a video game, yet...

DEMYX: What?

BADSTAR: Nothing.

RYAN: Hey! You're that attourney guy!

BADSTAR: ...What?

RYAN: Badstar Strunner: Ace Attourney? {holds up game box}

BADSTAR: ... I think my brain just exploded.

RYAN: Okay, so what are we here for?

PTER: I think it's a dinner party or summat.

ZAREL: Dinner? Sweet! I'm starved!

KYUBII: {Walks in} Hi Pter! ...And Ryan! And Cody! And... um... giraffe?

ZAREL: I'm a dragon, you dolt. The name's Zarel.

KYUBII: ...Pter, who the hell is this jackass?

PTER: Er...an old friend of mine...back...before Free Country.

KYUBII: ...So... you knew him longer then me.

PTER: Come on, dude. Don't get jealous again.

KYUBII: ...What do you mean again!? Are you talking about... the Fang incident? Come on, I was NOT jealous! ... I just felt like locking him in a closet.

ZAREL: So...what's to eat?

BADSTAR: I MADE HAM {Wellface}

ZAREL: YES! {steals ham}

KYUBII: Hand off, err... ferret! Thats for everybody!

RYAN: Can't we just have dinner together? Zarel, put the ham down.

ZAREL: Aww...

KYUBII: Thats not even cooked...

BADSTAR: I'll go cook this... you guys... hang out for awhile.

{Badstar grabs the ham and runs off}

KYUBII: Come on Pter, I have somebody I want you to meet.

{Kyubii walks off with Pter}

CODY: So...you guys ever seen any of my cool gadgets?

DEMYX: No, I don't think so.

CODY: Well, there's my shock gun, my flash grenades, my barrier ball, and then I have-

RYAN: Ehehe...Cody, that's enough...

{Cut to Kyubii and Pter walking into the living room. Shiela is there}

KYUBII: Pter, this is Shiela. ...She's my girlfriend.

PTER: Hello, there! I was Kyubii's friend from the early days.

SHIELA: Nice to mee-

KYUBII: THATS RIGHT, GIRLFRIEND! I HAVE ONE AND YOU DON'T!!! HAAAA!!! {Does the worm}

SHIELA: {To Pter} I love him, but he really is an idiot...

ZAREL: I agree...

KYUBII: {Stops} ... {Looks at Zarel angry} AT LEAST I'M NOT A TOTAL JACKASS!!!

ZAREL: No, my friend. That's Austin or Tom's job.

KYUBII: Heh, that was a pretty good one... I gotta remember that... BUT I'M WATCHING YOU, YOU STUPID... ummm... CAMEL!

ZAREL: Whatever. So...is Badstar almost done?

KYUBII: I don't think s-

BADSTAR: {Offscreen} DONE!

ZAREL: SWEET SALVATION!

KYUBII: Well, I'm gonna go... wash my hands... {Runs off laughing evily}

{Later...}

ZAREL: {repeatedly banging on table} HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM-

{Ryan smacks Zarel in the face, causing his head to spin around. Zarel stops it}

ZAREL: Whoa...dizzy now...

BADSTAR: Well, lets ea-

{All of a sudden Ninja Fox leaps from the air and lands on the table}

PTER: Oh, COME ON.

NINJA FOX: I AM THE ALMIGHTY NINJA FOX. PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH YOU... Ox?

ZAREL: DRAGON. Can't we just EAT?!

NINJA FOX: Yes, you shall eat... MY NINJA FURY!!! {Pulls off Zarel's head and throws it out a window}

CODY: Okay...what the hell is going on here?! All of a sudden this new guy comes along, and you treat him like dirt! Hold on...I'll go get Zarel...or at least his head. {walks out}

NINJA FOX: {Pulls out a ninja star} And when his head comes... I'll be ready.

{Cody walks in with Zarel's head, Ninja Fox throws his star, but Cody activates his barrier ball. The star deflects off the barrier and into a window.}

NINJA FOX: ...Uhhhhhh... POOF!!! {Runs off. Kyubii walks in}

KYUBII: Hi guys! Sooo... what did I miss?

{Everyone is glaring at Kyubii}

KYUBII: ...What?

ZAREL: Why do you think my head is in Cody's hands?

CODY: Oh. That reminds me. {reattaches Zarel's head}

ZAREL: Thank you.

KYUBII: What? Whats going on?

BADSTAR: I think you know, NINJA FO-

{Ninja Fox runs by.}

BADSTAR: ... WHAT THE CRAP!?!?

ZAREL: Di...but..he...and...ninja...and...fox...and me...guh...brain...hurts.

RYAN: Were there just TWO Kyubiis?

BADSTAR: I'll get to the bottom of this! Its... {Pulls ninja clothes off of Ninja fox.} ...NOTHING!?

CODY: He must be using a shadow clone!

BADSTAR: NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD-

KYUBII: HOW THE CRAP DID YOU KNOW!?

CODY: Thank you, overrated anime!

{A few seconds later...}

{Everybody is eating}

KYUBII: So, Veral... out of curiousity... ever been an ex-con? Or been in a mental institution for deranged pyscho killers?

ZAREL: Nope.

KYUBII: ...Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

PTER: So...what made you go with Badstar anyway?

KYUBII: Well, it was kinda lonely in my house. And my cat ran away cause I accidentally kicked him... out the window... jeez, what a baby! Friggin' cat... anyway, Badstar let move in.