Guess who's coming to dinner./Lemon

BADSTAR: When will Lemon and those other guys get he-

LEMON: O HALLO I BROUGHT MR. BEE

TLG: Buzz.

TRANSLATOR ROBOT: He said: Hi.

LIAME: HAI THAR I'M A NERD.

BADSTAR: GAH. How long have you been here!?

LEMON: Hmm.... {looks at watch} Five hours, the time you first put up a flier saying "DINNER LOTS OF FOOD ALSO DID I SAY THERE WAS PIZZA"

BADSTAR: ...What?

LIAME: I made a tracking device and put it on the mansion. Before you left, it must have fallen on you. Lemon was watching the device and saw that you put the flier up.

BADSTAR: ...I... never put up a flier.

LIAME: Oh. {pulls out Gilligan from hammerspace} Must have been this guy

GILLIGAN: PUT ME DOWN

LEMON: {turns Gilligan into a stinky toddler} Awww... Gilligan is so CUTE!

GILLIGAN: ...KICK HIM OUT NOW.

LEMON: Awwww... Baby grumpy? {Like a mother} Is it nappy time?

GILLIGAN: {Bleep} you!

LIAME: ...That baby wants to be mature or something. TLG, poke him into shape.

{TLG uses his uber stinger on Gilligan until he cries}

LEMON: HEY! YOU MADE BABY GILLIGAN CRY!

BADSTAR: TURN HIM BACK

LEMON: But we all think he's cute.

LIAME: Uhuh.

TLG: {in British voice} Yes, I agree. I can also talk FYI :(

TRANSLATOR ROBOT: YES. I AGREE. NOT CUTE = NO COMPUTE

BADSTAR: Turn him back or no Shepard's Pie!

LEMON: So? All of us are allergic to Shepard's Pie. Well, bees only eat honey and robots don't even eat.

BADSTAR: ... Fine, then we're having Chicken Alfredo...

LEMON: Um we can't eat that either.

BADSTAR: FINE THEN YOU'RE HAVING DIRT

LEMON: We can't eat anything unless it has the word Egg, Pie (not the Shepard's), Custard, Pizza, or fried in it.

BADSTAR: FINE, WE'RE HAVING PIZZA NOW CHANGE HIM BACK

{Lemon tries to change him back, but it's been 30 minutes and he can only change back within 30 minutes}

LIAME: ...He's a rookie at morphing. He has a 30 minute limit. {changes Gilligan back, but this time he's 42} DAMNIT. Okay, again... {changes him into Tracy} AGH {changes him back into Gilligan}

GILLIGAN: GOOD.

LEMON: FrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRisking is fun.

BADSTAR: ...What!?

LIAME: ... Ignoring that, when will we eat?

BADSTAR: Soon, my friend. Soon...

LEMON: CALL 555-LOL-FAKE OR DIE