Guess who's coming to dinner./Bell

{A knock is heard. GSM runs onscreen, but the door get blown off the hinges and crash into GSM}

GSM: OH GOD THE PAIN

{Sarah, Tracy, Yog, Johnny, and a dark-skinned 15 year old child walk in}

BADSTAR: Hi, {Takes a deep breath} Sarah, Tracy, Yog, Hedgehog guy, and emo looking kid!

CHILD: ...I hate you already.

JOHNNY: And MY NAME'S JOHNNY.

BADSTAR: Okay, Shadow!

JOHNNY: ...

BADSTAR: Hey, where's-

{GSM tries to get up, but Bell, on top of a steamroller, flies in from above the screen and crushes him}

IM A BELL: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

GSM: GODDAMN

{the steamroller disappears. GSM tries to get up, but Bell lands on his nuts}

IM A BELL: Hey, Badstar.

GSM: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

IM A BELL: ... {wellfaces}

{GSM slowly crawls away}

IM A BELL: Anyways, Badstar, I believe you've met most of my family.

BADSTAR: Yep! I didn't know you were related to Sonic!

IM A BELL: ...I'm not. It just so happens my little brother looks like Shadow.

BADSTAR: Ahhh... {Holds out hand to Johnny} Nice to meet you, Amirula!

JOHHNY: ...MY NAME. IS JOHNNY. K. BELLSTROM. NO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE K STANDS FOR MY FATHER NAMED ME AFTER SOME GUY NAMED JOHNNY K. GAMBINO AND HE DIDN'T KNOW HIS MIDDLE NAME AND OH DEAR I'VE GONE CROSSEYED.

IM A BELL:{smacks Johnny in the back of the head}

YOG: Anyways... {gestures towards the kid} ...this is my son, Yggdrasil Ash Bellstrom.

BADSTAR: DUN DUN DUNNNN.....

JOHHNY: Wait... AHAHAHAHA YOUR NAME IS ASHLEY!!!!!!

YGGDRASIL: ... {kicks Johnny in the nuts}

JOHNNY: ... {falls over}

IM A BELL: ...Okay, when do we eat?

BADSTAR: SOON. We should wait until GSM is better.

IM A BELL: ...Okay...

BADSTAR: But we won't cause I'm a douche! HAHAHAHA

IM A BELL: ...Wh-

{a steamroller lands on Bell with another Bell on it}

IM A BELL: WRYY-

{another steamroller with another Bell on it lands on that steamroller and that Bell}

IM A BELL: WRY-

{yet another steamroller with yet another Bell on it lands on that steamroller and that Bell}

IM A BELL: WR-

{steamrollers with Bells on them keep landing on eachother, each one quicker to the previous. Soon it's just a blur of yellow. The blur then explodes, leaving Bell standing there}

BADSTAR: ...WHAT THE DONKEY

IM A BELL:{head explodes, then reforms, then explodes, then reforms, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, until finally Bell's eyes pop out of their sockets}

GILLIGAN: Tracy, your dad is messed up...

BADSTAR: Says the rabid Haruhi fanboy who thinks that one day Haruhi will come to life and will marry him...

GILLIGAN: IT'LL HAPPEN!!! YOU'LL SEE!!!! YOU'LL ALL SEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

{Haruhi appears}

HARUHI: ...What the f-{disappears}

GILLIGAN: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRACY: Hehehe. It's fun torturing you.

GILLIGAN: You bastard! Why the hell do I hang out with you!?

TRACY: ...Because I'm the only one who's remotely nice to you, except for your parents?

IM A BELL: Wait. Don't you have reality-bending powers, Gilligan? Just do it yourself.

GILLIGAN: ...WHOOO!!! Be right back guys! {Runs off}

TRACY: ...I'm gonna go follow him. {chases after Gilligan}

{A few minutes later...}

{Gilligan and Tracy walk back in. Gilligan looks annoyed}

BADSTAR: Well, how did it go?

GILLIGAN: APPARENTLY I'M TOO NORMAL FOR HER. WHAT THE CRAP

IM A BELL: ...AHAHAHAHAHA. Well, at least the timeline isn't broken.

KYUBII: {Walks in.} Badstar, we have a problem. While cooking the stew, Demyx set himself on fire.

IM A BELL: ...What a dumbass.

KYUBII: I tried to dump the stew on him to put it out, but it didn't work...

IM A BELL: ...You're even more of one.