God Walks Again/2

The dark knight stood with the claymore pointed at his foes, but had no words. Only pure, uneducated, heathen hatred and evil. He did not worship the true, holy, kind, good, loving, great god, the Ringing One, He With The Bell.

The two holy warriors summoned their sacred weapons, the katana, capable of ripping through bone in a single swipe. As the walls remained fallen, and the white pigeons began to fly inside, the two holy warriors and their dark nemesis began to duke it out.

However, the power of darkness was strong. Douche Knight knocked Graham aside with his claymore, before lunging at Augustus, a fatal blow almost certain to hit.

But right then, a holy light blocked the attack, as the sarcophagus began to shake and the pigeons swarmed in...

And then, the world tilted and shaked, as the floors were now the walls, and screaming could be heard, as in the corner, a previously unseen man in a t-shirt and khakis, with a birdseed amulet in his hand, is brutally savaged by this swarm of pigeons, as the bird seed amulet is destroyed... and the world begins to shift, as a man screams louder in the background.

"DAMN IT TO HELL! They took out the Warlock! How the crap will we finish this now?"

As the world comes to, the setting is drastically different. The Shinto temple is replaced with a grimy warehouse, smelling of rat feces and covered in dirt. The three warriors are replaced with a bunch of 30-somethings with wooden sticks wearing tanktops and jeans. A partially-dead body, pecked to bits by pigeons, lies in the corner of the warehouse, faint remnants of magic fading away. The coffin is now a large wooden packing crate, and the items inside are gone. A large overweight man wearing a t-shirt with a squid and a clock bell on it stands directly across from the crate.

Brandon picks up the camera he had dropped, scowling as he sees that the 30$ used camera from Craigslist has cracked and the SD card inside is useless, the footage for the movie gone.

Brandon screamed and tossed the camera at the corpse, as Bill, Ryan, and Todd scurried outside to get some cigarettes before he unleashed his temper on them.

The Cult of Bell's recruitment plan had failed, and Brandon most certainly would pay for it. But that, that was for another time.