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Say bye bye to the future! For now...
Cast: Ert Plus, Dan, Pete, Alfonzo, Dan (Slagathor)
Places: Dan's Apartment, Waffle Town
Date: January 17,2009
Transcript
{Fade to Dan's Apartment. Where the refridgerator used to be is a strange looking machine. Ert is kneeling next to the machine working on the finishing touches}
ERT: {Connecting wires} Okay... Just gotta calibrate the engine. And... {The machine starts up} Sweet! It's finished. {Gets up}
{Dan enters from the front door and walks into the kitchen with groceries}
DAN: What's the diagnosis, Ert?
ERT: It's finished. Now we just gotta go get your future counterpart back here and he can go home.
DAN: You mean Slagathor?
ERT: Er... Sure, why not?
DAN: I'm on it. {Dan takes out his cell and calls Alfonzo}
{Cut to Waffle Town. Alfonzo and Pete are sitting at a table eating waffles and talking}
PETE: And that's why Hot Rod is the greatest movie ever.
ALFONZO: Sounds pretty zany... {Alfonzo's phone rings. The ringtone is "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls. Peter slowly looks up from his plate to Alfonzo}
PETE: Seriously?
ALFONZO: You. Tell. No one. {Alfonzo answers his phone as Pete continues eating waffles} Hello?...It is? Great!........Yeah, I'll send him over.....Ok, see ya. {Hangs up}
PETE: What happened? You won concert tickets? {Laughs}
ALFONZO: No! Ert finished the time machine thing.
PETE: Oh. Coolness.
ALFONZO: Yeah. We gotta go tell Slagathor.
PETE: Ok. Where's he at?
ALFONZO: Dunno. I'll contact him. {Pulls out a futuristic communicator} He gave me this thing to keep in contact with him.
PETE: Nice. Well, I'm-a go get me some more waffles. Want anything?
ALFONZO: Nah, I'm good.
{Pete walks away. The scene cuts back to Dan's Apartment}
DAN: Alright. Well, they're gonna go get Slagathor. Meanwhile...um... I dunno.
ERT: Cool.
{They both stand there staring at each other awkwardly for a few seconds}
DAN: So... You invent things?
ERT: Yep. Hence the large time machine thingy.
DAN: True.
{They stand there awkwardly for another few seconds}
ERT: Yeah...
DAN: Well, this is cool and all, but I'm gonna head out. See ya.
{Dan walks over toward the front door. As he does the wall on the east side of the room opens up and Slagathor walks out. Dan screams in terror}
SLAGATHOR: Geez... Chill out, man.
DAN: How did you do that?!
SLAGATHOR: I built a storage bunker. The jewel should be safe in there.
{Slagathor turns to the opening in the wall and takes out a futuristic looking device; the same as Alfonzo used to contact Slagathor. He types something in on it and the wall closes}
DAN: Woah. What is going on, man?
SLAGATHOR: Don't worry about it. Anyway, Alfonzo told me the machine is complete?
ERT: Yeah. I just finished it.
SLAGATHOR: Excellent. {Walks over to the kitchen}
DAN: So... you're leaving now?
SLAGATHOR: Yeah. My work here is done. The jewel is safe so now the future should be a much brighter place. When I return, everything should have changed. Even me.
DAN: So wait... Are you gonna forget everything that happened here?
SLAGATHOR: I can't be sure. But you won't forget, so I'll probably remember.
DAN: Time travel is confusing. Well... I guess I'll see you in the future?
SLAGATHOR: You'll be me in the future.
DAN: Stop. My brain seriously feels like it might explode.
SLAGATHOR: Sorry. {Walks over to the machine and opens a panel on it}
ERT: What are you doing?
SLAGATHOR: Gotta set my destination in here.
{A keypad comes out of the panel on the machine. Slagathor types something in and the panel closes. The machine opens up and he steps in, disappearing in a flash. The machine closes back up}
DAN: Did it work?
ERT: I think so.
DAN: I miss me. I was totally beast.
ERT: Yeah you were alright. But I bet my future self kicks more ass than yours.
DAN: Oh please. Did you see the scars on me? I was fighting zombies like it was nothing.
ERT: Whatever.
DAN: Wait. I just thought of something...
ERT: What?
DAN: He owes me a new fridge!!
ERT: Well actually I built a refridgerator into the machine as well. {Walks over to the machine and presses a button on it. The machine opens up to reveal an empty fridge}
DAN: {Picks up the bag of groceries on the counter and walks toward the machine} I have a feeling we are gonna be best friends, Ert.
{Fade to black. "The End" appears on the screen}
Easter Eggs
Click on "The"
{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Alfonzo is dancing on the couch blasting Spice Girls music. After about 5 seconds, it goes back to the end of the toon}
Fun Facts
- Hot Rob IS the greatest movie of all time. And don't you forget it.