Fuji Hachi:What The Frag/2

Summary

Fuji's battle with Spideroc starts.

Transcript

FUJI: Hey, Spideroc. You can take the first shot.

SPIDEROC: Gladly-HEY! {a large yellow aura surrounds him} I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME LORD KUMO!!!! {the aura burns his jacket and shirt} HEY! YOU MADE ME BURN MY SUIT! {a black, blade-like crystal juts out of his hand. he slices Fuji's head off} Well, THAT was easy!

{cut to Fuji's body holding his head. Fuji's head has a fuse sticking out of its neck}

FUJI: THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR!!!!

SPIDEROC:{offscreen} Uhh, why is your head a bomb, and why are you still alive?

{cut to spideroc. fuji's head is on his shoulder}

FUJI: I just drank 5 gallons of Nitroglycerin AND, I'm immortal.

SPIDEROC: Oh. Crap.

{Fuji's head triggers a nuclear explosion. cut to Fuji, Spideroc, and Kei. The camera only shows their heads and necks}

SPIDEROC: So, if you're immortal and you're explosive, WHAT does that make you?

FUJI:{manic} I'M A KAMIKAZE PHOENIX!!!

SPIDEROC: Ookay...

KEITOHU: Uhh...

{pan out to show all of their bodies are missing}

KEITOHU: WE'RE JUST FREAKING HEADS!!!

SPIDEROC: HOW are we floating?

FUJI:{offscreen} My fried organs taste good!

SPIDEROC:{to Kei} Do you think that explosion messed up his mind?

KEITOHU:{very angry and annoyed} I'M GONNA EXPLOSION HIM STRAIGHT TO THE UNDERWORLD IF HE DOESN'T SHUT THE CRAP UP!!! Ah, the heck with this. {hangs self}

FUJI:{chibi} NOOSE'd!

KEITOHU: Huh? Oh wait. I forgot. I'm also immortal. And a head. {gets out of the noose} HAAA!!!! {small arms and legs shoot out of his neck}

SPIDEROC: This is a Piccolo reference, isn't it?

KEITOHU: SHUT UP, YOU!

{cut to one minute later. Kei (and his clothes except for his sleeves) is fully intact}

KEITOHU: Ahh, complete. ...Where'd my sleeves go? What the-Wait a minute. {rips left arm off. a robotic one grows in it's place. the hand of the robotic arm is replaced by a blade. Kei slices in front of him}

{change camera angle to Fuji. he has two scars on his chest}

FUJI: You missed. {raises hand. a ball of energy appears} This is boring me. You're no fascinator. {fires energy ball}

KEI: {chibi. is holding a "Bonus Stage" pennant. too bad for you, Clambrogo.} I LOVE 'dat webtoon!

{cut to Spideroc. the energy ball is in front of him}

SPIDEROC: Guh? {the energy ball grows larger. Spideroc's mouth drops} ...

{cut to outside the fortress. the hole Kei created earlier is boarded up. five seconds pass. an explosion appears beside the door. cut back to spideroc. a third of his face is bone. his left eye, left arm, and both legs are missing. his right arm is just bone}

SPIDEROC: K-Kei! F-fight him!

{cut to kei}

KEITOHU: Yes, master. TRANSFORM! {voice turns demonic} NEGA KEI!!!! {his hair grows two spikes and an emerald. his arms, legs, and suit turn black and spiky. the emblem on his suit enlarges}

{Nega-Kei runs at Fuji. Fuji smacks him. Nega-Kei flies off. cut to Nega kei. he is passes out on the floor. Spideroc (all wounds are bandaged up}

SPIDEROC: ...Crap. {turns to Fuji and tries to attack} HAVE AT YE!!!!

FUJI: HAHAHA!!! YOU N00B!!!

NEGA-KEI:{somewhat chibi} Idiots...

END OF CHAPTER 2!!!!!