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Fuji Hachi:What The Frag/1
Summary
The main characters, Fuji Hachi and Keitohu, are revealed. The first villain, Spideroc Kyo-ki Kumo, is also revealed.
Transcript
{cut to a kitchen. A mustachioed man in a orange suit with a KISS "S" emblem on it (Keitohu) is holding a tray with food and some tea}
KEITOHU: Hm-hm-hmm...
SPIDEROC:{offscreen} KEI!!!!!!
KEITOHU: {drops tray} GAAAH!!!
{cut to an office. Kei runs up behind a chair}
KEITOHU: Yes, Master Spideroc?
SPIDEROC: Send for me, Fuji Hachi.
KEITOHU: Who, sir?
{a hand gives Kei a picture}
SPIDEROC: Here's a picture.
{closeup on Kei's hand. the picture shows Fuji's face}
KEITOHU:{thinking} HIM!
{zoom out to Kei}
KEITOHU:' RIGHTAWAYSIR!!!!!!!!!! {runs off}
{cut to outside a weird-looking fortress. the door opens. Kei crashes through the wall beside it, and runs off. cut to inside a house. Fuji is there. A knocking is heard. cut to outside the house. Kei is standing there. the door opens, and a large sword stabs Kei in the face. cut to five minutes later. Kei's face is stitched up}
KEITOHU: Ahem. M-Master Spideroc requests your presence.
{cut to the office again. Kei runs back in in the same way}
KEITOHU: Your punching bag is ready, sir.
{change camera angle to a man in a black suit and hat. his skin is gray. he has a scar on his eye that looks like the KISS "S". the scarred eye has no pupil. he has two tusk-lie appendages sticking out of his cheek-bones. (this is spideroc)}
SPIDEROC: Excellent...
{change camera angle back. Spideroc stands up}
SPIDEROC: This won't take long.
KEITOHU: Sir, I've handled this... freak... before. He's hard to defeat.
SPIDEROC: I can handle it.
{cut to Fuji standing in a floating doorway. he jumps down. zoom out to reveal a large room completely proportionless}
FUJI: Am I back in the 60's?
{a creature with Strong Sad's body, but with a floating smiley face head, flowers for hands, and a bubble trail floats by}
CREATURE: Nope! {fades from existence}
FUJI: Okay, that was strange.
SPIDEROC:{offscreen} YOU!
FUJI: Huh?
{change camera angle to show Spideroc}
SPIDEROC: I am Spideroc Kyo-ki Kumo. But you are to address me as Lord Kumo. Prepare... TO DIE!!!
END OF CHAPTER 1!!!!!