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Fuji Hachi:What The Frag/1

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Summary

The main characters, Fuji Hachi and Keitohu, are revealed. The first villain, Spideroc Kyo-ki Kumo, is also revealed.

Transcript

{cut to a kitchen. A mustachioed man in a orange suit with a KISS "S" emblem on it (Keitohu) is holding a tray with food and some tea}

KEITOHU: Hm-hm-hmm...

SPIDEROC:{offscreen} KEI!!!!!!

KEITOHU: {drops tray} GAAAH!!!

{cut to an office. Kei runs up behind a chair}

KEITOHU: Yes, Master Spideroc?

SPIDEROC: Send for me, Fuji Hachi.

KEITOHU: Who, sir?

{a hand gives Kei a picture}

SPIDEROC: Here's a picture.

{closeup on Kei's hand. the picture shows Fuji's face}

KEITOHU:{thinking} HIM!

{zoom out to Kei}

KEITOHU:' RIGHTAWAYSIR!!!!!!!!!! {runs off}

{cut to outside a weird-looking fortress. the door opens. Kei crashes through the wall beside it, and runs off. cut to inside a house. Fuji is there. A knocking is heard. cut to outside the house. Kei is standing there. the door opens, and a large sword stabs Kei in the face. cut to five minutes later. Kei's face is stitched up}

KEITOHU: Ahem. M-Master Spideroc requests your presence.

{cut to the office again. Kei runs back in in the same way}

KEITOHU: Your punching bag is ready, sir.

{change camera angle to a man in a black suit and hat. his skin is gray. he has a scar on his eye that looks like the KISS "S". the scarred eye has no pupil. he has two tusk-lie appendages sticking out of his cheek-bones. (this is spideroc)}

SPIDEROC: Excellent...

{change camera angle back. Spideroc stands up}

SPIDEROC: This won't take long.

KEITOHU: Sir, I've handled this... freak... before. He's hard to defeat.

SPIDEROC: I can handle it.

{cut to Fuji standing in a floating doorway. he jumps down. zoom out to reveal a large room completely proportionless}

FUJI: Am I back in the 60's?

{a creature with Strong Sad's body, but with a floating smiley face head, flowers for hands, and a bubble trail floats by}

CREATURE: Nope! {fades from existence}

FUJI: Okay, that was strange.

SPIDEROC:{offscreen} YOU!

FUJI: Huh?

{change camera angle to show Spideroc}

SPIDEROC: I am Spideroc Kyo-ki Kumo. But you are to address me as Lord Kumo. Prepare... TO DIE!!!

END OF CHAPTER 1!!!!!