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Passport Info

  • NAME: Abraxas "Chaos" Chaosus Malifact
  • BELONGINGS:
    • Razor Blade
    • Box Cutter
    • Osama Bin Laden T-Shirt
    • Some terrorist flag
    • An ordinary package of Crest Toothpaste
    • Nazi Flag
    • Cerimonial white robes with hood
    • List of world leaders to kill
    • "So you want to assassinate a Fruitopian" by David Lodge
    • "Fruit Murder for dummies" by The "For Dummies" Book Company
    • "Caddyshack: The Novelization" by annonymous
    • A Gun
    • Big old sword
    • Small new sword
    • CD Player
    • Mix CD
    • Stun Gun
    • Exploding Underwear
    • A car full of Explosives(waiting in Times Square)
    • Messenger Bag to carry all of this crap in