Fake Character Email Funstar Player/spaceship

Summary

Funstar goes on a spaceship.

Cast (in order of appearance): Funstar Player, Da Trick, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Nebulon, The Green Helmet(Easter egg)

Places: Funstar Player's Computer Room, Strong Badia, Outer Space

Date: March 22, 2008

Transcript

FUNSTAR: Funstar Player urges you to plan ahead! Or you'll end up like me, email song-less.

Subject:Fuel

Dear Funstar, can I borrow some space ship fuel?
Also,do you own a space ship?
From,

The Green Helmet

{Reads "also,do" as also no-space do.}

FUNSTAR: Sure, you can borrow some fuel. And, no, I don't own a spaceship, but I am helping The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil pay for their spaceship. And, in return, I get to ride the spaceship every month.

{Da Trick walks onscreen and says something to Funstar.}

FUNSTAR: Its the time for me to ride the spaceship? Sweet! I'll just send some fuel to The Green Helmet and I'll be on my way.

{Funstar Player types a message to TGH and leaves.}

Re:Fuel

Here ya go.

Attachment: Fuel 4 U

{Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad and The Cheat are in their SBASAF costumes and jump out of the spaceship when they see Funstar and Da Trick come.}

STRONG BAD: Hello, dedicated giver. In honor of your nice donations for our ship, we will give you a chance of a lifetime! I mean, month. A chance of a month. The you'll do it again. Yeah.

FUNSTAR: Uh-huh. Enough stalling. You owe me a ride in your ship.

STRONG BAD: Oh, you will have to wait for that. You see, me and The Cheat were going to...do...something...else.

DA TRICK: {Da Trick noises}

FUNSTAR: Da Trick says he'll gnaw your face off if you don't let us go in your ship now.

STRONG BAD: OK, don't get violent on me. The Strap, we will have to postpone that something else. Our passengers aren't patient.

DA TRICK: {blows a raspberry at them}

THE CHEAT: {angry The Cheat noises}

{The Cheat and Da Trick run towards each other but then their owners pick them up.}

STRONG BAD: Strap.

FUNSTAR: {simultaneously} Trick.

{Homestar walks onscreen.}

HOMESTAR: Oh, hey, Strong Bad, are you still doing that space-a-program. I'm sure I can help.

STRONG BAD: Yeah, help us get in serious trouble by crashing a million dollar spaceship.

HOMESTAR: Yeah, something like that.

FUNSTAR: Homestar, no offense, but you really need to go away before-

{The Cheat jumps on Homestar causing them to fall offscreen.}

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} Ow! Help! Oh! Dear! My! Ouch!

{Homestar gets back up, bruised and bleeding.}

HOMESTAR: I'll just go home. And take a bath. {leaves}

STRONG BAD: Good job, Strap, you just might redeem yourself.

THE CHEAT: {grins}

STRONG BAD: OK, now. Let's go!

{Funstar, Da Trick, Strong Bad, and The Cheat go into the spaceship and fly offscreen.}

FUNSTAR: It works! It really works!

{Cut to Outer Space. The spaceship is just leaving earth atmosphere when suddenly Nebulon flies in front of them. Strong Bad yells at him on the loudspeaker}

STRONG BAD: {in loudspeaker}AHH! Get out of here, Nebulon! No one likes your style.

{Nebulon looks annoyed but stays.}

STRONG BAD: {in loudspeaker}OK, then. But don't say I didn't warn you! Well, you can, because I didn't warn you...yet. Anyway, the Strap, shoot 'im.

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises, then puts a radio in front of the loudspeaker}

STRONG BAD: Ready...go!

{Cut to outside the spaceship. Laser sounds and explosions are heard but not seen and Nebulon leaves, making his noise.}

STRONG BAD: Great! We took down our first alien! Now to continue our journey to the MOOOON!

{Suddenly, the small computer screen next to the pilot turns red and we zoom in to see what it says.}

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

You out of fuel.
This spaceship is going down.

You sure messed up good.

STRONG BAD: What? I had lots of fuel in this! How could this have happened?

THE CHEAT: {scared The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Don't worry, The Cheat, we'll find the culprit and mess him up.

FUNSTAR: Uh, guys.

STRONG BAD: OK, fine, him or her.

FUNSTAR: No, I'm trying to say-

STRONG BAD: Wait, when did you get in here in the first place?

FUNSTAR: Space Captinface, I've been in here the whole time!

DA TRICK: {angry Da Trick noises}

STRONG BAD: Oh, OK, then. Maybe you can break the fall for us. All you have to do is jump out of the spaceship then-

FUNSTAR: No, I'm not killing myself to save your life.

STRONG BAD: What about my and The Cheat's lives.

FUNSTAR: But, yeah, before anyone dies, I have something to say.

{Cut to the slide of Item 3b: "Grilled Cheese", accompanied by its music.}

STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Strap.

THE CHEAT: {Cheat word sounding like "What?"}

{Cut back to the spaceship.}

STRONG BAD: So, Funstar, are you saying that you gave some of our precious fuel to someone called The Green Helmet? Why, I aught to-

THE CHEAT: {makes Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: The Green Helmet is the captain of The Decade Eagle?! The Decade Eagle is like the best spaceship crew ever!

FUNSTAR: Yep, and thanks to him, we're about 5 seconds away from crashing in a fiery explosion.

STRONG BAD: Yeah, but if we survive, I'm so getting his autograph! Totally, man.

{We then cut to Strong Badia. The spaceship falls from above and crashes into the ground. When the smoke clears, all that's seen is a large pit. Funstar, Da Trick, Strong Bad, and The Cheat jump out, charred and smoking.}

STRONG BAD: That...was...awesome! The Decade Eagle has done it again! {falls down unconscious}

FUNSTAR: I am so out of here. And you can forget about the rest of the spaceship money!

DA TRICK: {agreeing Da Trick noises}

FUNSTAR: C'mon, Da Trick, let's go home.

{Funstar Player and Da Trick walk out of Strong Badia. Cut to the computer room. Funstar sits on his chair.}

FUNSTAR: Well, Green H., I gave you that spaceship fuel and it almost cost me my life. Now, I'm going to take a bath. Let's go, Da Trick.

DA TRICK: {shakes his head and makes disagreeing Da Trick noises.}

FUNSTAR: Oh no, please don't tell me your still afraid to take a bath.

DA TRICK: {nods his head}

FUNSTAR: {sighs} Then it looks like we're going to have to make a not-quite email about me trying to get you to take a bath.

{Funstar and Da Trick walk offscreen.}

> Click here to e-mail Funstar Player

funplay12@jcmail.com

Easter Eggs

• Click on "Green H." to see a scene with the green helmet.

{The Green Helmet is in the Decade Eagle. He has on a headset and is packing his things.}

THE GREEN HELMET: {into headset} OK, Officer Superdude, we leave at Oh One Hundred Hours. Grab your things, 'cause you won't come back after we-

{Suddenly, Strong Bad runs into the ship with a piece of his broken ship in his hand.}

STRONG BAD: Hey, The Green Helmet, would you mind signing this piece of spaceship?

THE GREEN HELMET: No, but I don't have a pen.

STRONG BAD: {takes out a pen} OK, then will you sign this pen?

Fun Facts

• The Green Helmet is from Fake Character Email The Green Helmet.
• The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil is from space program.