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Fake Character Email Funstar Player/fireworks
Summary
Funstar takes a break from emailing and sees the fireworks.
Cast (in order of appearance so far): Funstar Player, Strong Bad, the Cheat, Homestar Runner
Places(so far): Funstar Player's Computer Room, Strong Badia, The Field
Date: July 4, 2008
Transcript
FUNSTAR: Email time! Email time! Wish I could think up an email rhyme!
Emailing has been disabled because of Fireworks Day.
FUNSTAR: Oh. Forgot it was the 4th of July. I guess since I can't email, I might as well do something that's not...email. I'll go play outside, then.
{Funstar runs outside, but then a thunderbolt hits him.}
FUNSTAR: {while being electrocuted} Yahhh!
{When the smoke clears and shows a completely black Funstar, he puts a hand in his mouth then takes it back out.}
FUNSTAR: Ugh. I taste like burnt Funstar.
{Suddenly, rain starts falling.}
FUNSTAR: Great. Now I can't play outside.
{Funstar walks back inside disappointed.}
{Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad takes out a pack of matches and a box of rockets.}
STRONG BAD: This is going to be the greatest fireworks display in history! We'll be famous, and rich.
THE CHEAT: {happy Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Eh, I liked Plan G, though. But, this is a way to make fireworks without being yelled at by the cute animal abuse preventions.
{Strong Bad lights the matches and throws them in the box.}
STRONG BAD: Now, close your ears!
{Strong Bad and The Cheat cover their "ears" and an explosion is heard in box as it shakes and fireworks come out.}
STRONG BAD: We did it!
THE CHEAT: Meh?
{Cut to the Field. Homestar sees the fireworks.}
HOMESTAR: Ooh, pretty!
{Cut to Funstar's house. Funstar is looking out the window.}
FUNSTAR: Wow, this email break isn't so bad after all. The fireworks display are really worth the second degree burn I got. Not really, but they're still cool.
| > Funstar Email next week! |
{After you wait a while, a firework comes through the window and burns off the paper and destroys the computer.}
FUNSTAR: Wah! The FunCom!
{Funstar runs to the burning computer.}
FUNSTAR: I never knew independence could be so dangerous.
{A message appears on the burning FunCom.}
Don't...forget...me
FUNSTAR: I won't, FunCom, I promise.
{The FunCom shuts off and Funstar puts it inside the bottom drawer in his desk.}
FUNSTAR: This isn't over, destiny, I will get my computer back. You can count on it!
{Another paper comes down.}
| > What about me? |
FUNSTAR: You too.
Fun Facts
- Plan G is a reference to Happy Fireworks.
