Fake Character Email Funstar Player/car

Summary

Funstar shows you what his car would look like.

Cast (in order of appearance): Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad

Places: Funstar Player's Computer Room, The Field

Date: December 3, 2007

Transcript

{Funstar Player jumps onto his chair}

FUNSTAR: Time to check my email!

subject: car

Dear Funstar,

If you had a car, what would it look like?
From, Not Homestar Runner

FUNSTAR: Hey! Homestar! You have an evil twin brother named Not Homestar Runner!

{Homestar runs into the room.}

HOMESTAR: Oh, boy! I just can't wait to get him some presents! You know what? Wait here. {runs offscreen}

FUNSTAR: Anyway...

{cuts to a screen of the Field. In it is a white car.}

FUNSTAR: If I had a car, I'd paint it green. {the car turns green} And then I'd paint a basketball on the right of it, a baseball on the left, and a football on the back. I'd then paint some flames on the right of every side to- {a basketball appears on the car on "right", the car turns around to show a baseball on "left", and it turns to the back to show a football on "back". The car turns to every side on "flames" and then it cuts back to the computer room to show Homestar back with a badly wrapped present that clearly shows that its Mountain Dew. He puts it on the desk.}

HOMESTAR: Can you guess what this is?

FUNSTAR: {sarcasticly} Uh, no. What is it, Homestar?

HOMESTAR: It's Mountain Dew! Can you believe how great it is?

FUNSTAR: No, I really can't believe it.

HOMESTAR: I can't wait to show this to my evil twin brothaw!

{Homestar leaves the room.}

{cuts back to the Field and the car}

FUNSTAR: Like I was saying, I'd put these cool flames on the car and a license plate that would say 'Wear a bikini' and- {moves to the front of the car on "license plate" then cuts back to the computer room with Homestar again. He picks up the present.

HOMESTAR: Oops, I forgot.

{Homestar runs out of the room.}

FUNSTAR: And, and, oh, forget it! If you want to know about cars so much, get your own! Me, I'd rather travel by bike. I don't need those ecosystem-destroying, extra-expensive, motor vehicles.

{Zooms out to show Strong Bad through the window carrying a bike and running}

FUNSTAR: You know, maybe a car doesn't sound so bad. They're harder to pick up.

> Click here to e-mail Funstar Player

funplay12@jcmail.com

{Homestar and Strong Bad comes into the window's sight}

STRONG BAD: For the last time, I'm not your twin brother. And even if I was, why would I want that stupid present?

HOMESTAR It's not nice to insult a brother's gift from the heart. I couldn't help it if it was empty. That's how it came in the nearest dumpster!

{Strong Bad runs out of the window's sight and Homestsr follows}

Fun Facts

• The sender of this email is JCM.
• This has a reference of Mountain Dew.
• Strong Bad stealing the bike is a reference to a Strong Bad email.