Fake Character Email Funstar Player/beach

Summary

Funstar tells about the time he went to the beach.

Cast (in order of appearance): Funstar Player, Da Trick, Strong Bad, The Cheat

Places: Funstar Player's Computer Room, The Beach

Date: June 21, 2008

Transcript

FUNSTAR: I'm an email machine, even though I'm not a machine. I'm not email either...but I check it!

Da beach, baybay!

Dear FunStar Player,
Have you ever been to the beach?
From,

Ryan Bluefox

FUNSTAR: {sighs} Seriously, what's the point in asking to put "subject" in the subject bar again? No one listens to me, anyway. Also, who's Ryan Bluefox? DA TRICK!

{Suddenly, Da Trick runs to Funstar Player.}

FUNSTAR: Give me info on Ryan Bluefox.

DA TRICK: {Da Trick noises}

FUNSTAR: One of Aruseus's friends? That guy's my role model! Maybe if Ryan likes me, he'll tell Aru that I'm cool! Heh heh. Da Trick, you may go.

{Da Trick leaves and Funstar goes back to his computer.}

FUNSTAR: OK, Ry, I'll tell you about my trip to the beach. Since you're so great and all.

{Cut to the Beach. Flashback Funstar walks in.}

FUNSTAR: {voiceover} It all started a few months ago. I was bored and decided to have fun in the sun.

{Flashback Funstar picks up a beach ball and kicks it.}

FUNSTAR: {voiceover} I actually liked the beach and decided to stay longer than I planned.

{Flashback Funstar jumps into the pool and comes out with the beach ball in his hands.}

FUNSTAR: {voiceover} I thought nothing would ruin this moment...until Strong Bad and his little cat came.

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: What are you two doing here?

FLASHBACK STRONG BAD: I'm here to play around and swim. I brought sunscreen with me. {takes sunscreen out}

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: Wow, who cares?

{Flashback Strong Bad squirts the sunscreen in flashback Funstar's eyes.}

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: {waves his arms} Aah! Help! I can't see!

{Flashback Funstar moves around and trips over a crab. Flashback Strong Bad and The Cheat laughs and walks away.}

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: Grr. I'll get them for this.

{The crab pinches flashback Funstar's leg, causing him to jump.}

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: Yow! I'll get you too, lobster!

{The crab pinches flashback Funstar's again.}

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: OK, OK! Crab! Geez!

{Cut back to the computer room.}

FUNSTAR: So, I kept my promise for revenge, and the next day, I went back to the beach.

{Cut to the Beach. Flashback Funstar walks sunglasses on.}

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: Now, where are they?

{Flashback Strong Bad and The Cheat walks onscreen to flashback Funstar.}

FLASHBACK STRONG BAD: Well, if it isn't you two again. You think wearing eyeglasses will make us not notice you?

{Flashback The Cheat laughs.}

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: Of course not! It's...just bright today.

FLASHBACK STRONG BAD: Yeah, ri-

{Suddenly, a gigantic flash of light appears, blurring the screen.}

FLASHBACK STRONG BAD: Aah! My eyes! I can't see!

{Flashback Strong Bad and The Cheat run around until they trip over a rock and falls into the water.}

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: Whoa! That light blinded them!

{Flashback Strong Bad and The Cheat start sinking into the water, waving their hands for help.}

FLASHBACK STRONG BAD: Help! We can't see how to get out of this water! We'll drown!

{Flashback Strong Bad feels around and finds nothing around him.}

FLASHBACK STRONG BAD: Oh no! the Cheat sunk already!

{Flashback Strong Bad dives into the pool and comes out with a yellow fish.}

FLASHBACK STRONG BAD: Good thing I can sense colors! Right, The Cheat? The Cheat?

{The fish doesn't answer.}

FLASHBACK STRONG BAD: Oh, no! he's...gone!

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: {sighs} OK, I'm amused enough. I better go tell Strong Bad that The Cheat can float.

{Flashback Funstar goes into the water and picks up flashback The Cheat, who was close to deck the whole time.}

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: OK, now. I'll go get your wrestler friend, Pikacheat.

FLASHBACK THE CHEAT: {angry Cheat noises}

{Flashback Funstar gets drowning flashback Strong Bad and brings him back to shore.}

FLASHBACK STRONG BAD: I can't believe The Cheat is dead.

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: No, he's not. I rescued him, too.

FLASHBACK STRONG BAD: You mean he's not...Oh, thank you!

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: No problem. I mean, who would've known that the lighthouse would've blinded you two?

{Flashback Da Trick runs onscreen to Funstar.}

FLASHBACK DA TRICK: {Trick noises}

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: Ssh. On't-day alk-tay bout-ay the lan-pay!

FLASHBACK STRONG BAD: You mean you were the cause of all this?!

FLASHBACK FUNSTAR: {innocent} Uh, kinda. Look, it was only for revenge!

FLASHBACK STRONG BAD: I'll show you revenge!

{Flashback Strong Bad chases flashback Funstar offscreen.}

{Cut back to the computer room.}

FUNSTAR: So, Ryan, that was the first and last time I went to the beach. I later on replaced the Strong Badian flag with Strong Bad's underwear.

{Strong Bad walks onscreen.}

STRONG BAD: Hey, Dunstar, what're you doing?

FUNSTAR: I'm trying to make myself look cool in front of one of Aruseus's friends.

STRONG BAD: Heh, you can't make yourself look cool in front of anyone, cause you're not!

FUNSTAR: Whatever. Aruseus owns one of the most popular email shows ever created.

STRONG BAD: So? Mine is the most popular! Though, you could never get me to think of you as cool.

FUNSTAR: Hmph! Just go away. You should be afraid that you have a competitor.

STRONG BAD: Competitor? He has no chance. See ya. {leaves}

FUNSTAR: Maybe I never will become more popular than sbemail or arumail, but I can come close. All I need is approval. From both.

{Funstar leaves the computer.}

{Fade to a screen that says "One stressful night later". Fade to Funstar's room. The alarm clock goes off. Funstar yawns and turns it off.}

FUNSTAR: Ah, I wonder what I can do before I check email today. I'd play with Da Trick...

{Pan down to show Da Trick sleeping with a "Do Not Disturb" sign on him.}

FUNSTAR: But he doesn't seem to be ready yet.

{Funstar gets out of bed and goes to his kitchen.}

FUNSTAR: Oh well, might as well eat some breakfast before I go outside to play by myself.

{Funstar gets out a box of cereal labeled "Breakfast".}

FUNSTAR: Nothing better than healthy cornflakes!

{Funstar gets milk, a bowl, and a spoon.}

FUNSTAR: Yummy!

{Funstar is pouring milk into the bowl when suddenly, an explosion shocks him, causing him to spill milk all over his shirt.}

FUNSTAR: Aah! What was that?!

'{Funstar runs to his backyard and finds it as a gigantic, smoking crater.}

FUNSTAR: Oh, my gosh! My backyard! Who could've done a thing?

{Funstar looks inside the crater to find his grill and playgroud destroyed.}

FUNSTAR: No! That's $2,000 worth of supplies! Which was actually cheap. Anyway, I'm going to find out who did this, if it's the last thing I do! I just hope it won't be.

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