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Zorax and Dot begin destroying wiki city.
CAST: Dot, Zorax, Zoo977, Marissa, Maloa
SETTING: Dot's front yard, Zorax's room, Wiki city

Transcript

{cuts to dot's front yard. dot walks outside, and takes out her letter. she puts in a quarter}

DOT: A quarter for the message! {opens the letter}

Dear, Dot.

An evil scientist has unleashed 8 robots out on the wiki city! You must destroy the robots and defeat the evil doctor!

From, a helpful annonymous person.

DOT: Evil scientist? Eight robots? Wiki city? How have you not solved this already? Zorax made eight evil project L's! {begins crumpling pu the letter} I'll return to this letter in a bit. {walks away}

{cuts to zorax's room. zorax has a giant screen with views of robots destroying the city. he is pushing portions with a yardstick, causing the robot on that smaller screen to destroy the part touched. Dot bursts in}

DOT: Holy crap, it is you.

ZORAX: Whom is me?

DOT: Youm is whom!

ZORAX: Whom who?

DOT: Youm is destorying the city!

ZORAX: I know.

DOT: Well, befdore I start the kicking, why did you follow the wrong instructions?

ZORAX: Peace is not going to come from everyone liking the same music!

DOT: Well, you have to admit, the would would be more peaceful.

ZORAX: True. But we want world peace, not peace in the types of music!

DOT: Ever notice how I alwways keep this black box {takes a black box out of her hairband} in my hairband at all times?

ZORAX: Um... nope!

DOT: Its a recorder. And, if I may quote you... {presses a button on the recorder}

ZORAX ON THE RECORDER: I know for a fact that in the future, there won't be world peace. Yvonne, Wendy, and I were nearly killed!

DOT: See?

ZORAX: Look, you can destroy as many buliding as you want if you don't reveal I've been the one destroying the city.

DOT: Hm...

{cuts to a view of a town. zorax is running around frantically, being chases by a robot. that fades back}

DOT: I'll do it. But only if you get me some candy from the candy store.

ZORAX: That's in the city!

DOT: I promise I won't shoot you!

ZORAX: Deal. {walks out}

DOT: Sucker. ZOO! MARISSA! MALOA!

{the three walk in}

ZOO977, MARISSA, AND MALOA: Yeah?

DOT: ho wants to destory the city with robots!

MALOA: I call robots 3 and 5!

ZOO977: 7 and 4!

MARISSA: 8 and 6!

DOT: Then I get 1 and 2. Everyone, just use a yardstick to touch a building. Anything you touch will be destroed.

ZOO977: Woohoo!

{the four begin touching the screens with yardsticks.}

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Easter Eggs

Wait seven seconds at the end.

DOT: Quick! Maloa! Shoot zorax while he's vulnerable!

Fun Facts

  • Youm is Whom is a charlie brown reference.
  • The project L part refers to the last email.
  • Zoo finds the numbers 74 and 47 lucky.
  • Dot never sends a letter in return.