Doohikiw/eps2

Characters

• Szander - An immigrant in Ellis Island who hasn't heard of fast food.
• Scott Menuburger - Parody of most fast food businessmen.

Transcript

{Cut to Szander in Ellis Island. A McDonald's can be seen}

SZANDER: While my immigration papers are being handled, this McDonald's looks chipper. I wonder what's inside?

{Szander goes inside. A man named Scott arrives.}

SCOTT: Hello there, Welshman. I am Scott Menuburger. I will show you what it takes to be popular with fast food chains like McDonald's.

SZANDER: So, what shall I do?

SCOTT: First, look through our value menus. They're the most popular food items in the restaurant. I suggest getting 3 Big Macs.

SZANDER: What about the salads?

SCOTT: The salads, mi amigo, are the least healthy things on the market. They have more fat than anything else in this fast food chain.

SZANDER: Is fat a problem for fast food chains?

SCOTT: Unfortunately, yes. We've been sued more times than we can count on accounts of triggering obesity levels to go alarmingly high.