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Dinoshaur: The Biggest Finish

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A young Dinoshaur gains his H while an older one loses his.

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{A small river passes through a small clearing in a dark forest. Dawn is breaking and it is completely silent; except for the river's eternal whispering. There are no animals sitting in the peaceful region.}

A VOICE?: {Under breath, out of sight} Those smelly Rumblemen won't find me here.

{Leaves rustle and a figure emerges from the darkness cast down by the trees. A man dressed in red military overalls, with crimson Doc Martin boots strides into the clearing. His hair is in a short crew cut.}

THE VOICE.: {Speaking a to a radio concealed... Somewhere} Dinosaur here. I've escaped Rumble headquarters.

RADIO VOICE: Dinosaur, I'm afraid we've been lying to you all along.

DINOSAUR: QUÉ?!?!

RADIO VOICE: Dinosaur, you were supposed to be captured by the Rumblemen. We are sorry.

DINOSAUR: None of this makes much sense.

RADIO VOICE: It's not our fault, nor is it yours.

DINOSAUR: Then who's fault is it? Tell me what's happening.

RADIO VOICE: Do you remember your training?

DINOSAUR: What does that have anything to do with it?

RADIO VOICE: You were in the Dinosaurs. There were three of you. You were the elite soldiers; capable of Rambo-ing through fortresses such as the Rumble HQ. But we had an agreement with some private forces.

DINOSAUR: An agreement?

RADIO VOICE: The Black Rumbleman took several hostages.

DINOSAUR: I know, I was going to rescue them.

RADIO VOICE: Yes. But not as you thought. Dinosaur, you were to become a Rumbleman.

DINOSAUR: Become a rumbleman? Improbable!

RADIO VOICE: The Black Rumbleman was going to end all his threats and return the hostages when you were captured and indoctrinated into the Rumble way.

DINOSAUR: I won't let it happen.

{Dinosaur took a gun to his head and shot.}

RADIO VOICE: You misunderstand.

{Dinosaur's limp body suddenly became animate.}

RADIO VOICE: You have to become a Rumbleman, it is just how things



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