Demon Quest/1

You are Raiku. You wake up inside a cell. You see a vent on the wall, and two demon guards outside the cell. There is a bed, and you notice something under it.

>Fake death and wait for guards to notice.

You fake death. The guards notice you and walk in. They then leave the area.

>Commit suicide

No. Shut up.

>Commit suicide

No. Shut up. Howabout you check under the bed, eh?

>Commit... Genicide

...There's no one to do it to. Just check under the freaking bed, alright?

>Commit Suicide

If I could get out of here, I'd kill you, ya know?

>Commit suicide

Alright, someone other than Melon do something, Seriously.

>Walk out of the obviously open door that they left because you aren't actually dead.

Finally, someone does something. You leave the room, glad that you finally escaped.

You are Raggon. You are in a room with no doors, and no windows. There is a crack in the lower left corner of the wall.

>Peer inside ye crack

You take a look inside the crack. You see Raggonix in the other room, sleeping.

> Yell "WAKE UP TARD WE'RE BREAKING OUT" So loud the guards hear you.

....There are no guards. You're in an empty room. But you yell it anyways. Raggonix keeps sleeping. He's always been a deep sleeper.

>blow/shoot/whatever fire through crack onto Raggonix.

You try to, but nothing comes out. You look up, and see a device. That's probably what's blocking your powers.

>Make like Mario and jump-attack the machine.

You jump, and only get an inch off the ground. You need to lose some weight.

You are now Raggonix. You have woken up. You are in a room with only a barred window, and a vent. There is a crack in the lower right corner.

>look at crack

You look through the crack. Raggon is there trying to figure out what to do.

>Shoot electricity at the machine.

You try to, and then you notice a machine just like it on the wall. You'll need to try and break it first.

> Commit suicide

Hell no. If you do that again, I'll ban you from playing.

> Don't commit suicide.

...Just try and get the machine off the freaking wall.

> Mary sue POWERS

None of us are Mary Sues, so we don't have the powers.

>Make like Luigi

Being a lot skinnier than your brother, you easily jump up. You break the device, and feel an electrical surge flow through your body. It feels good.

>Zap Raggon's machine

You zap through the crack, making a huge hole in the wall. You zap the machine, destroying it. Raggon lights a flame, and puts it out. Now, you just have to escape.

>Remove vent in Raggonix's room

You melt the vent. Inside, you see a crowbar. You try and reach it, but it's too high.

>Have Raggonix stand on Raggon's shoulders to get it.

Raggon, being strong, lifts up the skinny Raggonix. Raggonix grabs the crowbar, but Raggon and Raggonix topple.

CROWBAR GET

>Use your shiny new item on the window bars

You pry open the bars. You and Raggon jump through the window, which luckily was on the first floor, leading to the back of the facility.

>Take a gander at your surroundings.

You take a "gander" around. You see a jet, two guard towers, and a tranquillizer gun behind a wall.

>grab the tranq gun

You run for the Tranquillizer gun. A guard sees you and shoots you in the leg. You grab the gun.

> Shoot the guard with a tranq. If possible, shoot him somewhere sensitive, such as the eyes or groin

You shoot the guard. You shoot in the foot. He goes to shoot you, but passes out and falls off the tower.

>Steal Jet

You go to, but you notice the other guard. Also, you can't leave without Raiku.

> threaten the guard at, uh, tranq-point and ask him where Raiku is.

You go to do so, but you notice that he has a real sniper rifle, and that you just have a dumb tranq gun. You'll need to find a way to improvise.

>Melt the rifle.

Raggon shoots a fireball at the rifle. It melts to a crisp. The guard, scared, ducks.

>Yell change places.

You obviously haven't read the rules. Do it, please.

>Yeah, you don't just say "yell change places." you go:

>CHANGE PLACES!!!

You are now Raiku. You are outside the corridor of your room, inside the building.

>Check for exits.

You see a door. That's it.

>Be completely oblivious.

...Shut up.

>Sing old '40s raggity show tunes or something like that

>Whilst skipping through the door.

You go to, but slam into the lock door. You'll need to find another way.

>Find another way.

The only other place is back in your cell. You do see a vent on a wall, but it's too high to reach. If you had gotten that item from under your bed, you wouldn't be having these problems.

>Get ye flask item

>While singing the hits of Duran Duran Simon and Garfunkel The Partridge Family

You got the harpoon launcher. Next to it is a harpoon, and some rope.

>Take the rope but not the harpoon.

You take the rope, and tie it to the harpoon. You put it in the launcher. You win the game!




Just kidding.

>Change Raggon

You are now Raggon. You are outside of the facility, with Raggonix.

>grab the defenseless guard and ask where Raiku is.

You go to, but notice no ladder up to the tower.

>Change Defenseless Guard

You are now the defenseless guard. Scared, you jump off the tower to your death.

You are now Raggon. You are looking confused at the death.

>Change Rush Limbaugh

You try to, but you don't know where in hell he is.

>Fair enough. Though if I were the defenseless guard, I would've totally pulled out the shiv I was hiding and stabbed them both.

>Tiptoe around the entire building in a circle at least once.

You do so. However, you step on a twig. A guard runs out and shoots you.

RRRR

>Well? Did I see anything interesting on the outside?

Yeah, you saw a door.

>Ignore the door.

No thanks.

>Kick down said door, THEN forget about it

You kick down the door, and then notice it was unlocked. You see Raiku with a harpoon launcher.

>Change Raiku, then promptly harpoon gun and shoot Raggon with it.

You are now Raiku. You accidentally shoot Raggon with your harpoon gun. You then apologize.

>Go back out into the hall and fire the harpoon/Raggon at the vent

You fire the harpoon at the vent, and retrieve jet keys.

>Give Raggon the harpoon and tell him to kill all the guards outside. Change Raggon. Kill all of the guards on the outside.

You are now Raggon. You take out all of the guards. All that's left is to escape.

>Talk about how awesome Badstar is. What a guy!

You do so, and then ask who Badstar is.

>You don't know who I am!? Hold on, I'm coming down there...

Hey, it's Badstar. What a guy!

>Wait, if Badstar's here, I would've opted to use him the entire time. He'd probably just blow everything up. and then fangasm over Ace Attorney. Change Raiku and run to the jet.

You run over to the jet. You use the keys, and get in. You go to start it, but it won't start. There's probably something wrong with the engine. You should check it out.

>Is Badstar still in the other room? Because if so, take him and bring him over to the jet. Then command him to fix it.

Yeah, I don't know what you are talking about. There is no Badstar. What are you on, man?

>oh god dammit raiku you make me want to flay the skin off of small children and shove them down the throats of dying animals melting in a lake of fire
>Check out ye olde engine. Eth.

You check out the engine. You see that the main router is not connected to the main engine.

PUZZLE TIME!

Instructions: Using slashes, connect the Main Router (MR) to the Main Engine (ME).

MR
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You connect the cables. You get back in the jet. It starts. You fly out of the compound, and get to freedom,

Fin.