Dave's Hollywood Stardom/Opening Theme

ELMO: Tell me how to get, get to sesame street.

{Record scratchs. Elmo is thrown out. Dave grabs a mike.}

DAVE: YO ALL MAH LITTLE HOMIES, YOU ARE IN MAH SPOTLIGHT!

DAVE: THIS IS DAVE'S HOLLYWOOD STARDOM, WHERE WE DRINK WHISKEY AND RUM!

DAVE: ME AND MAH HOMIES LIKE TO SMOKE THE CRACK PIPE!

DAVE: COME JOIN OUR HYPE!

DAVE: My homies back me up in all my endeavors!

DAVE: I been around since bullet proof vests,

DAVE: Like Kevlar.

DAVE: The room smokes.

DAVE: As I cast a hex.

DAVE: You laugh so hard at my jokes.

DAVE: You don't know what can come next.

DAVE: DAVE'S HOLLYWOOD STARDOM