Dave's Hollywood Stardom/Eps/3

{cue theme}

DIRECTOR: Today, we are making Shaft. TAKE 1

DAVE: You are going down baddies! SHAFT {shoots Idiot, making him bleed.} Oops, were those supposed to be blanks?

DIRECTOR: CUT!

{next take}

DAVE: SHAFT! You are going down baddies! {fires the gun backwards, shooting himself.} OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIRECTOR: CUT!

{Next take}

DAVE: {Dave has a picket saying "Prop guns are hazards to your health!} Prop guns are a hazard to your health! Prop guns are a hazard to your health! Prop guns are a hazard to your health!

DIRECTOR: CUT!

{final take}

DAVE: You are going down baddies! SHAFT! {shoots idiot with the blank, he fake dies}

DIRECTOR: CUT! That was perfect!

CAMERAMAN: Sorry, the camera was backwards.

DIRECTOR: HOLY SHIT