Dave's Hollywood Stardom/Eps/1

DAVE: i need money. Ooh, movie ads. {cut to the movie studio.} I would like to be an actor.

IDIOT: Okay!

DIRECTOR: Dave Davidson, you are in the new film, Godzilla.

{cut to the set. Dave is dressed as Godzilla.}

DIRECTOR: Action.

DAVE: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- {runs into a mike} MICROPHONEAGE

DIRECTOR: CUT!

{Cuts to the set again.}

DAVE: RAWR- {trips on a dice.} DAMMIT

{cuts again}

DAVE: RAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRR- Hi, i'm Dave Davidson, here to tell you the danger of Dice and Microphones. Never get to close, or you will be microphoned. Also, step on a dice, break your back.

DIRECTOR: CUT!

DAVE: RAWR

DIRECTOR: PERFECT!

CAMERA MAN: Oh, sorry, the lens cap was on.

DIRECTOR: DAMMIT

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