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Damn Fourth Noelle
Synopsis
A conversation I considered for Garion!Wikihood.
Transcript
{Cut to Stephanie and Noelle outside of a cafe. In Noelle's hands is a latte, and one of her eyes has heavy black rings around it.}
NOELLE: So.
STEPHANIE: So.
{Short pause.}
NOELLE: Having trouble finding a job you're not laughably overqualified for, still?
{Stephanie slowly nods.}
STEPHANIE: Yep.
{Noelle sips the latte.}
NOELLE: It's a good thing I waited a good ten minutes so this latte wouldn't scald my tongue.
STEPHANIE: Yeesh. Is it just an impulse to drink those as soon as they reach your hands?
NOELLE: I guess so.
{Noelle continues sipping the latte.}
NOELLE: This is good. You're missing out, Stephiroth.
STEPHANIE: The only reason I'm not having one right now is mostly because I have to get to an interview.
{Noelle blinks.}
NOELLE: How... much time do you have?
STEPHANIE: An hour...
{Stephanie takes out a watch that was on her right wrist.}
STEPHANIE: ...give or take about five minutes.
NOELLE: That's plenty of time to talk about Battels and-
{Stephanie's eyes widen, her face growing pale.}
STEPHANIE: You... got back into Battels? I thought they were discontinued.
{Noelle points to her black eye.}
NOELLE: Hey, I won First Place in a Tournament yesterday.
STEPHANIE: Is that why you called in sick from secretarial work and then asked if I wanted to grab a latte with you?
NOELLE: No, I actually haven't been feeling well outside of Battels. My cough's gone, thanks to the latte. Head still hurts, though.
STEPHANIE: Noelle, that's your tenth latte this luncheon!
NOELLE: My personal record is fifteen.
{Stephanie looks flummoxed.}
STEPHANIE: Yikes.
NOELLE: Yikes?
STEPHANIE: I'm legit worried you might be after the wrong things in life.
NOELLE: I'm good, I'm good. I had to get my hair dyed blonde because I kept being compared to-
STEPHANIE: I got the memo from seeing you post your hair colour change photos online. Good jorb, by the way.
NOELLE: Thanks!
STEPHANIE: I liked your pink hair, but I guess having streaks of pink whilst being blonde is a little better.
NOELLE: Better in what way?
STEPHANIE: Just means you might be able to match more outfits, or something.
NOELLE: Says Ms. "I Wear A Business Suit Everywhere."
{Stephanie giggles.}
STEPHANIE: Alright, alright. Now, I'm in the mood for a latte.
{Stephanie goes up to get a latte. End.}