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{Open: the back of Wiki City High. JCM, Kirbychu, Sephiroth, Lemon, X on Fire and SkullB (all freshmen) are playing on the playground. Suddenly, they are approached by some sophomores, holding cigarettes.}

NACHOMAN: hey you guys

JCM: Uhhh... hey, NachoMan. Wh-what's up?

BLUEBRY: we think you are all cool guys

THENOID: but only cool guys can smoke second gen

NACHOMAN: you wanna smoke some second gen kids?

SEPHIROTH: No way, you guys! Second gen is for losers!

SKULLB: Yeah, crack is wack!

X ON FIRE: Yeah, I- wait, what?

SKULLB: We're never going to be like you! We'll be productive students, and we won't get into any trouble!

THENOID: well, last time i checked second gen wasnt illegal

JCM: Don't fall for it, guys! They're just suckering us into this!

SKULLB: It's not illegal?

BLUEBRY: yeah mang you wanna be cool like us B)

KIRBYCHU: Don't do it, SkullB! You're one of us!

LEMON: Don't join them, SkullB!

SKULLB: ... I don't know, guys... Second gen looks pretty cool to me.

{SkullB takes a cigarette and smokes it. He coughs a bit.}

SKULLB: augh this is nasty

BLUEBRY: dont worry mang first times the charm

NACHOMAN: hell yea now you're one of us B)

JCM: SkullB, we... we trusted you!

SKULLB: piss off blue boy im with the cool kids now B)

X ON FIRE: Noooo! How could one of us get suckered in?

SEPHIROTH: ... I can't believe it.

JCM: I'm telling Super Sam!

THENOID: just try it holmes were invincible

BLUEBRY: sam's one of us you heard?

SKULLB: yeah go whine to sammy not like he cares

JCM: {sheds a single tear}

{Principal Super Sam enters the scene}

JCM: Now you guys are in for it!!!

SUPER SAM: I have something to say to you freshmen students

SUPER SAM: You are both suspended

{Super Sam kicks the freshmen in the face and walks off}

SUPER SAM: Dirty thirdies

THIS IS A METAPHOR YOU SEE IT IS SYMBOLIC IN A WAY