Confessions/15

Me and Mr. Bland are... well, we aren't really legal citizens. But we should be. A while ago, we were accused of being illegal immigrants. By Rafferdy. After a trial, we've had to hide form the police, making a small house out of Homestar's basement.

Rafferdy threatened to tell the police about us again. Why? He said it would be funny.

At first, I thought this was worthless. We would be deported to some country we haven't even been to before. That's when I saw the King making a steak in the drawing room. He had fallen asleep, so I knew what I had to do.

I saw Rafferdy try and go in there, and I threatened him with the grill. He said he wouldn't have to lie to the police; he could just sue me for 'attempting to murder' him. Well, at that moment, I snapped. While he laughed, I plugged in and picked up that grill...

And he desperately clawed at me, the grilll baked his face to a crisp.

"It'll be fun", he said. "I'll sue you", he said. "Don't kill me", he said.