Confessions/11

(Fine, I did it. Champeen was... she was a terrible person. She blackmailed me for ten thousand dollars over a wallet that contained one hundred!

I didn't go to the Castle, but to StrongBadia, where I fixed myself some chai tea. I watched Champeen make the King of Town tell Bubs that I stole from him for the KOT's advantage!

That was the final straw. Champeen walked over to Strongbadia, and saw me there. She was going to make me tell everyone! Well, I worked quickly. I pushed Champeen down, and pulled a croquet hoop out of the ground. The one the KOT had was comp[letely unrelated. Anyways, I pulled that thing over her chest..

...and with a flick of my wrist, there went her life.

I was nervous at first. I mean, I just killed someone...

...but then I realized, there was no reason for me to fret. After all, I only killed a cow.)