Con email.exe/90

Summary

Conchris finally escapes, 3 part email attack!

Cast in order of appearance:

Page Title: Enter the L33tinator

Transcript

Chapter 1: Escaping the Wiki

CONCHRIS: This is it, my chance to get outta here!

Dear Chris,
I've escaped from Death's
prison. Meet me on my User Page
and I'll give you that gun.
~Limoman

P.S. You've gotta shoot the all the User Pages.

CONCHRIS: My name is not Chris but meh, sure, I'll go over to your user page.

{Cut to User:Limoman (No, I'm not linking to it, sheesh)}

CONCHRIS: You have the gun?

LIMOMAN: Yes, here.

{Limoman tosses the gun at Conchris}

LIMOMAN: I have to go, I'm needed in some kinda Limo Email. {Limoman teleports out}

CONCHRIS: Okay, let's get cracking.

{Cut to somewhere, Conchris is at a shooting range, a user page comes out, Conchris tries to shoot it but it flies away}

CONCHRIS: Darn User Pages!

{Cut to the wiki, Conchris shoots the user pages, one of the user pages try to shoot back at him but he shoots it, cut to a time card which says "5 Hours of parodying Random Games later then back to the wiki}

CONCHRIS: Okay, I'm almost done. Now I need to shoot my user page.

{Conchris shoots the user page, it explodes and leaves behind a portal}

CONCHRIS: W00TZORS! I'm coming!

{Conchris jumps in, Forest, Cruroar and Chrionroar follows}

{Cut to a dark place}

CONCHRIS: Okay, where are we?

OVERVOICE: Welcome...TO MY LAIR!

{The light turns on to reveal a throne room, a towering giant is sitting in the throne}

CONCHRIS: W-w-who are y-y-y-you?

OVERVOICE: I AM WIKINATOR! I TELEPORT PEOPLE FROM WUES TO THE WIKI AND LET THEM STAY THERE FOR 30 EMAILS! HA HA HA HA HA!

CONCHRIS: Sheesh, bad translation at the start.

WIKINATOR: I AM NO BAD AT ENGRISH. BUT I CRUSH YOU!

{Wikinator puts his fist up and smashes it into the ground, Conchris and the group runs in different directions}

WIKINATOR: YOU CAN RUN BUT NOT HIDE! HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE!

{Wikinator shoots a laser beam out of his eyes at a rock, the rock explodes, Conchris was behind it}

WIKINATOR: FOUND YOU!

{A laser beam shoots Conchris, he disappears}

Chapter 2: Homsar World

{Conchris reappears}

CONCHRIS: Where am I? Am I dead?

{Homsar comes on-screen}

HOMSAR: DAaAaAaAaA! Eat Toothpaste 'til the day we go.

CONCHRIS: What the crap?

HOMSAR: DAAAAAAAAA- {head explodes, the non-messy sort}

CONCHRIS: What th- {head explodes, he comes back on-screen}

CONCHRIS: Okay script, that even isn't funny, head explosions are overdone.

{Vector Strong Bad appears}

VECTOR STRONG BAD: WELL, YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!

{Conchris' head asplodes, he comes back}

CONCHRIS: {In Cheerleader's voice} Stop it with the head explosions! {In the King Of Town's voice} What the? Why is my voice changing everytime I start a new sentence? {In Homsar's voice} I gotta do something about it!

VECTOR STRONG BAD: WELL, MY HEAD A SPLODE!

{Vector Strong Bad's head asplodes}

CONCHRIS: {In a normal voice} I gotta get outta here before...

{Camera pan out, Conchris has Homsar's legs}

CONCHRIS: AHH! This place is getting more random than ever!

{Some code appears in front of Conchris}

<b><i><font color=white>IJAKHUJFKWHJ</i></font></b>

CONCHRIS: What the? Why is code randomly appearing? This is so random.

{Homschool Winner, Homschool Runner, Homstar, Conril and Sirhcnoc appear}

HOMSCHOOL WINNER: THERE HE IS! GET HIM!

{The group charge off-screen then come back and repeats}

CONCHRIS: I'm just gonna leave this pla-

{An eekdancer appears}'

EEKDANCER: Excuse me kind sir. WHERE THE CRAP IS TOTPD CASTLE?!?!?!

CONCHRIS: I dunno.

EEKDANCER: If you refuse to tell me, then I will beat you down with my TOTPD.

{The eekdancer jumps on top of Conchris and starts dancing}

CONCHRIS: OY! GET OUT MY HEAD!

EEKDANCER: Then tell me, or I shall taunt you a second time.

CONCHRIS: Erm... Go that way. {Points to the right side of the screen}

{The eekdancer jumps off Conchris' head and dances off}

CONCHRIS: Come on! I just wanted to get ho-

{The screen goes blank}

Chapter 3: Welcome Home!

VOICE: He's waking up.

VOICE 2: What should we do about it?

CONCHRIS: Augh, my head.

{Cut to Conchris' Room}

CONRAVER: Finally! You woke up!

CONCHRIS: I just had a weird dream, I was in the Wiki for 30 emails and...

{Chrionroar comes on-screen}

CHRIONROAR: That wasn't a dream, it was reality.

CONCHRIS: Phew! Thank goodness there will be no more plots. I can safely stay here forever.

CHRIONROAR: Good, now get to building a spaceship. This script {lifts up a piece of paper with the words "SCRIPTZORS!!!11" written in big bold letters on it} tells me that there will be a 5 email plot coming up in email 100.

CONCHRIS: Oh no, no way in Jibney Town, I will do it!

OVERVOICE: I will force you and that's that!

{Conchris starts moving towards the door, Conchris uses his arms to stop him}

CONCHRIS: Must....resist.....movement.....Can't.....speak.....normally.....with.....long.....pauses.

{The bed post snaps and Conchris is sent flying out of the room}

CONCHRIS: {off-screen, screaming} AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! {a thump is heard}

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, Home Sweet Home."}

Author's Comment

4/5 - Sorry Plot lovers, no more plots are going to come up during the next 10 emails...

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