Con email.exe/86

Summary

Conchris comes back to the email buisness after what happened, he gets an email...

Cast in order of appearance:

Page Title: About time!

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Yes, I'm back, after a stupid accident. Let the good times roll.

Dear Conchris,
I have come up with the most fiendish plan EVER!
I shall catapult rice pudding at your house!
Yours evily,
Anti-???

CONCHRIS: {mocking voice} Oh! That's the most fiendish plan EVER! Go ahead and catapult rice pudding at my {angry voice} NON-EXISTANT HOUSE! Seriously, why do people send me these emails? I mean, come on. We're nearing the end of a season and people have already forgotten that I'm still in W1K1. I know! I'll jump into email 61 and stop the overvoice from teleporting me here and everything will just what it would be!

{A flash of white light, cut to Conchris' House, Conchris lands on the floor}

CONCHRIS: OW! Those things are bad for you!

OTHER CONCHRIS: Okay, this is just getting stupid...HEY READERS! I'M BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

{Cruroar walks in}

CRUROAR: This is too stupid...

{Lightning strikes}

VOICEOVER: WHO DARES BREAK THE FOURTH WALL MULTIPLE TIMES?!

CHRIONROAR: {whimpers} {points to Conchris} He did!

VOICEOVER: THEN YOU SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF SPENDING 30...

CONCHRIS: STOP!

VOICEOVER: Huh?

OTHER CONCHRIS: Huh?

CRUROAR: What?

CONROAR: Who? What? Where? How?

CONCHRIS: Don't you see what you're getting yourself into?

VOICEOVER: No, because I like sending people to other places.

CONCHRIS: No, you're digging a grave for yourself. A 10 feet grave.

VOICEOVER: I NEED NO GRAVE! I AM THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF EMAILS AND I WILL TELEPORT YOU AGAINST YOUR WILL! NOW GOOD DAY!

{Everybody in the room gets teleported}

{Cut to a blank space}

CONCHRIS: Oh no, now I'm stuck with everybody...

OTHER CONCHRIS: Hey! What is your name anyway?

CONCHRIS: M-My name? Umm....Cruriroar?

OTHER CONCHRIS: Oh. Anyway, what is this place?

CONCHRIS: W1K1. You'll have an exciting adventure of chaos, misery and violence.

OTHER CONCHRIS: Violence? That's against the Guidelines, NERD!

CONCHRIS: Don't you call me a nerd, it's like calling yourself a nerd!

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, too?"}

Author's Comment

3/5 - I sort of liked it. It seems confusing to have two Conchris' in hand. Maybe I could let the Other one answer the email already answered and let Conchris answer his email as the Other one goes out somewhere.

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