Con email.exe/81

Summary

Conril returns again, even after his permanant death. THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!11111111111

Cast in order of appearance:

Page Title: Email 81 AKA The Conril Strikes Back

Transcript

CONCHRIS: 81 emails? I lost count at 1!

Dear Conchris,
Jim ate corn!
Conril
P.S. I'm comin' to visit!

CONCHRIS: You? Coming to visit? I thought you were dead!

{Cut out to reveal Conril}

CONRIL: {As he is talking, Conchris gets a shocked and then confused expression} DAaaaHEY Tom! Microsoft is the way of the muffin.

CONCHRIS: What did you just say?

CONRIL: DAaaaa! Laser guns are good for eating...

CONCHRIS: Okay. I'll activate Gibberish-to-English.exe.

CONRIL: DAaaaa! I- I was just saying that Forest got kidnapped.

CONCHRIS: Arg! {runs off}

{Cut to some construction site, Strong Mad seems to be carrying a cage, he climbs up the ladders and smashes towards the barrels, mis-placing some ladders and steel, close up on Strong Mad, his eyes are red}

{Cut to a screen with Strong Mad with 25m above him and then cut to the same scene as before}

CONCHRIS: Okay... Now it's time to.. {gets hit by a barrel} ARGJHUajeuekjm. {Miss music plays, cut to the scene and then back}

CONCHRIS: Right... This time I'm going to... {gets hit by a wandering flame} AHHHHHHHHH! {Miss music plays again, cut to the same scene mentioned before and back}

CONCHRIS: This is getting ridicolous.

{Conchris runs over to the over side and back flips, he jumps over the barrels and handstand jumps and then he handstand jumps onto the platform}

CONCHRIS: Phew...

{Strong Mad grabs Forest and starts climbing}

CONCHRIS: The crap? {climbs after him}

{Cut to a time card, it says "5 Life losses and 3 Game overs and 3 levels and only 1 holder to go later}

CONCHRIS: I...finally...made...it.. {walks over the last holder, Strong Mad falls over}

{Conchris walks over to the deactivate Forest and picks Forest up and runs off-screen}

STRONG MAD: MY ROBOT!

{Strong Mad gets up and starts chasing Conchris}

{Cut back to the talk page}

CONRIL: I do hope they come back. I'm missing my cuppa' tea.

{Conchris comes on-screen with Forest, he looks scratched, although there are blurs covering the blood}

CONCHRIS: Don't...come...back...EVER!

{Conchris draws a knife and jumps on Conril, cut to a blank screen, screaming is heard, after the scream subsides, cut back to the talk page, there is no blood}

CONCHRIS: AND DON'T COME BACK!

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, PLEASE COME BACK OL' BOY!"}

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