Con email.exe/79

Summary

Conchris joins SBASAF and ends up on W1K1

Cast in order of appearance:

Page Title: Email 79 AKA Strong Bad's mumblemumblemumble...

Transcript

CONCHRIS: I can't be bothered with email raps anymore...

Conchris,
Have you ever thought of joining
SBASAF(The StrongBadian Administration
of Some Aluminum Foil)? I think you'd 
be a great addition to the team!

--Commander K(Stinkoman K)

CONCHRIS: Me? Thought of joining SBASAF? Oh no, I don't. Although I have a ship of my own, {starts hesistating} Which-which I-I didn't m-m-make... PEEOW! {runs off}

{Cut to an unknown ship, Conchris is inside}

CONCHRIS: Right... Let's see...

{Conchris pushes the red button, the screen shows some words which says "W1K1 |\/|00|\| co-ordinates accepted, transporting there via a plot hole"}

{The screen flashes and Conchris is outside the ship}

CONCHRIS: Wait? How did I get here?

OVERVOICE: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MENTION THE PLOT HOLE!

CONCHRIS: Long time no hear!

OVERVOICE: Just...shut up.

CONCHRIS: Fine.

DEATH: I've been expecting you!

CONCHRIS: How did you know I was coming here?

DEATH: Erm... Plot hole?

CONCHRIS: Whatever...

DEATH: Fine, let's fight...FOR THE LAST TIME!

{Death grows into a giant, Conchris looks small compared to him}

CONCHRIS: That's not fair!

{Bubs pops up from the top of the screen}

BUBS: Being fair will be 20 Dollas!

CONCHRIS: Get outta here...

BUBS: Me leaving will be 50 Dollas!

CONCHRIS: Okay, fine...

{Conchris jumps up but gets punched by Death's fist, Conchris lands into the ground}

CONCHRIS: Ow... That's very unfair...

DEATH: {booming voice} HA HA HA HA! I AM INVINCIBLE!

{Forest jumps in}

FOREST: Shut up you big headed moron!

DEATH: Who says?

FOREST: I SAYS!

{Forest flies up to Death's face and kicks him, Death barely misses Forest with his punch, Conchris watches from a distance}

CONCHRIS: I think I should sneak back...

{Conchris sneaks off-screen, Death grabs him}

CONCHRIS: {To viewer} Well viewers, see you next email.

{Conchris gets dragged off-screen, screaming is heard then a blast fires and a giant THUMP, Conchris rolls back on-screen}

CONCHRIS: Ow... Now to get back...{extreme close-up on face} BY PLOT HOLE!

{Cut to the talk page}

CONCHRIS: That is the reason why I don't want to join that StrongBadian thingymajiggy.

FOREST: And that is the reason why you are a moron.

CONCHRIS: HEY!

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, OR ELSE!!!!!!!11"}

{After a while, Pom Pom shows up}

POM POM: {bubbles, subtitles appear "Why didn't you put me in any of your emails?}

CONCHRIS: Erm... Umm... RUN! {Conchris and Forest run off-screen}

POM POM: {bubbles and bounces off}

Author's Comment

3/5 - Meh, I did better...

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