Con email.exe/76

Summary

Conchris answers the email... for 1 line only!Fooled you!

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Homestar

Transcript

Dear Conchris
Strong Sader has escaped.
But me I've been dragged to the torture
chamber by the way before Strong Sader 
escaped I turned Streath Dead back into Death
which is actually a problem because Death
is never in control when he combines with
someone when he breaks free of combining
he is much more powerful. What Death is
planning to do is to keep you in the W1K1 
and cause loads of problems for us no-ones told you this before because you'd never listen but here it go's
Your the towns power supply if you don't get out there soon Free Country USA is gonna expleode and guess what I'm in there so...... please defeat Death and get me outta the torture chamber
~Limoman

CONCHRIS: NO!

{The paper comes down}

CONCHRIS: Actually, I was kidding... I'll go....someplace... You...go...look...somewhere....else... {walks off}

{Cut to a wide shot of the ship cockpit}

CRUROAR: I'm glad somebody turned the killer robot off.

HOMESTAR: And I'm your friend!

CRUROAR: No, you're not.

HOMESTAR: Can I at least steer it?

CRUROAR: I think we're here!

{Cut to W1K1}

CRUROAR: Well, this sucks. Everything is very confusing!

GILBERT: Meh menna meh mneh meh menna meh meh!

CRUROAR: No, that idea sucks, I have an idea, let's split up!

GILBERT: Meh....

{Cut to a montage, Cruroar looks under a rock, Gilbert falls off a computer, Homestar starts dancing, Cruroar jumps up the rocks to reach the Text Adventures page, Homestar continues dancing, Gilbert climbs up a large cliff, Homestar is still dancing and Conchris falls on-screen}

CONCHRIS: That's the last time I try and rebuild somebody's gift of a robot. I mean, Umm... I...need....to...go...someplace...yeah...

CRUROAR: A-HA! Found you!

CONCHRIS: AH! Oh, hello Cruroar.

CRUROAR: You left me alone for long enough. From this point, we are no longer friends, we are enemies...

CONCHRIS: You just stole that line from somewhere.

CRUROAR: Shut up and fight!

CONCHRIS: Okay. {kicks Cruroar}

CRUROAR: HA! That'll take more than that to defeat me!

CONCHRIS: Okay. {continually kicks Cruroar}

CRUROAR: OW! OW! OW! OW! STOP! OW! OW OW OW! IT! OW! OW! OW! OW! RIGHT! OW! OW! NOW! OW!

CONCHRIS: No.

CRUROAR: OW! OW! OW! Okay... this is getting ridicolous.

CONCHRIS: Shut up.

CRUROAR: NO!

CONCHRIS: Well, that was a lame fight. DOUBLE KIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! {punts Cruroar}

CRUROAR: YOU MOROooooonnnn....

CONCHRIS: That was stupid. HEY VIEWERS! I'M BREAKING THE FOURTH-ACK! {falls over}

{Forest (followed by Homestar) comes on-screen}

HOMESTAR: What happened?

FOREST: Eh... He'll be back to life next email.

{Fade to black, the paper comes down}