Con email.exe/74

Summary

The description died.

Cast: Conchris, HOMschool Winner, Streath Dead, Homestar

Transcript

CONCHRIS: This will take up until Email 80 to get Forest fixed. Stupid high Robot repair prices...

Dear Conchris
I've fixed your old Smandy! I found it
in a dumpster a few months back, so I
fixed it! You can have it back if you want.
Atteatchment: Fixed Smandy
Strong Sader

CONCHRIS: Hmm... {clicks attachment, the Smandy 206 flies out} Woah!

{Conchris walks up to the Smandy, he touches it and he changes back to his first design}

CONCHRIS: WOAH! I've changed back to human! No more having to worry where my arms go! Maybe this Smandy is good for redoing a bad email...

Lappo Mode Active

subject: Homschool

Dear Conchris,
Who is Homschool?
Some kinda Robot?
Sincerely

Crap for brains

CONCHRIS: Well, Crap for brains. It all started when I drunk 147 glasses of Melonade! No wait, no it wasn't... Continuing from Homschool Winner's story...

{Cut to the Dangerous Forest}

CONCHRIS: {voiceover} I was walking in the dangerous forest. It looked dangerous, I heard a rustle in the bushes...

CONCHRIS: What was that?

CONCHRIS: {voiceover} What looks like Homschool wearing one of them Jungle thingies jumped out at me.

{HOMschool Winner jumps out of the bushes}

HOMSCHOOL WINNER: ARGLEBARGLE!

CONCHRIS: AHHHH! {runs off}

{Cut back to the Smandy 206}

CONCHRIS: Great, the email sucks even more now...

STREATH DEAD: Plepare {sic} for your doom!

CONCHRIS: OH CRAP! Umm... {runs off}

{Cut to a wide shot of the doors, chasing music begins, Conchris runs through the first door on the right, Streath Dead follows, Conchris runs out of the fifth door on the left chasing Streath Dead, they cross the corridor to the second door on the right, Homestar peeps out of the third door on the left, Conchris runs towards the second door on the right with Homestar, Conchris, Homestar and Streath Dead comes out of the first door on the right and runs away from the scene}

{Cut to "Main Page"}

CONCHRIS: {huffing and puffing} I...think...I...lost...him....

{Streath Dead's eyes glow behind him}

STREATH DEAD: Nope.

'CONCHRIS: AHHH! {runs off}

STREATH DEAD: Gah! I had enough of this running! {throws his doom dagger, it tags Conchris onto the wall}

CONCHRIS: Stupid daggers! Why do they have to stick people to walls by catching their clothing and sticking people to walls?

{Streath Dead walks towards the dagger, before he reaches Conchris, A ninja appears in front of him}

STREATH DEAD: What is it with people and ninjas?

WIKI NINJA: Now you die! With Ninja powers! {jump kicks Streath Dead}

STREATH DEAD: Ninjas are too powerful!

CONCHRIS: Wow, a personification of Wiki Troll Fighters.

WIKI NINJA: STREATH DEAD VANISH! {throws a net over Streath Dead}

STREATH DEAD: What? I can't be caught!

{A box comes up with Pokemon-ish "I got a Pokemon" music, which says "Gotcha! Streath Dead has been caught!"}

CONCHRIS: Referencing Video Games now?

WIKI NINJA: Ninja vanish! {Wiki Ninja fades away}

CONCHRIS: Now that was an awesome fight.

{The paper comes down}

{Homestar comes on-screen and stops by Streath Dead's net}

HOMESTAR: {singing} That costume makes your butt look big!

STREATH DEAD: Costume? WHAT COSTUME?! I swear, when I get out of this net, you'll be sorry!