Con email.exe/69

Summary

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Cast: Conchris

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Still stuck here? I sure hope this gun works soon...

LAPPY 600C: Greetings, Conchris, you have 2 new emails.

CONCHRIS: Okay.

 Dear Conchris,
I created this flash animation 
what do you think of it.
My middle name is crapperson,
asdfghjkl
Attachment: The_coolest_flash_anamation_ever.exe

CONCHRIS: {reads asdf as "Action Squad Defense Force" and reads ghjkl as "Utter Gibberish that even an idiot can type"} Anamation? You mean animation. Lappy 600C, search for viruses.

LAPPY 600C: Searching... done. File is 1TB and no viruses found.

CONCHRIS: ONE TETRABYTE?! Oh my gosh.

LAPPY 600C: Kidding, its 4 Megabytes.

CONCHRIS: Download it.

LAPPY 600C: Right. {starts downloading}

CONCHRIS: This will take forever....

{Cut to the Boss' Office, Homestar is dangling above lava}

STRONG BAD: {Red eyes, in an evil voice} So, Homestar. Are you prepared to die?

HOMESTAR: Umm...

STRONG BAD: TOO LATE! Now, we wait for the gun of his to charge and when he blasts a portal, and jumps into it, follow him.

SOLDIER: Yes sir.

STRONG BAD: Excellent...

{Cut back to the jail cell}

CONCHRIS: Is it done yet?

LAPPY 600C: Yes.

CONCHRIS: Play it with Stick Figure Filter on.

LAPPY 600C: Okay.

CONCHRIS: I know how people are at first in Flash.

{A troll bursts out of the Lappy 600C}

TROLL: I AM FREE AGAIN TO WRECK HAVOC ON THE WIKI USER EMAIL SHOWS!

CONCHRIS: {in a monotone} Please don't hurt me, I'm a user...

TROLL: User, eh? You won't last very {puts club over head} LONG!!! {smashes it down to the ground}

CONCHRIS: Wait, OH NO! The Transcription Standardiser! If you destroy it, the transcript will go rule-breaky.

TROLL: No? Well, how about if I do... {picks up a club with spikes on top} THIS!!!

CONCHRIS: OH GOSH NO! NOT VIOLENCE!

TROLL: Yes, violence and blood. BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!! {starts swinging}

CONCHRIS: {thinking whilst dodging} If I over-reference, the Wikiverses will explode again and I can re-spawn next email. And create a plot hole. It's worth a chance. {talking} Erm... Jibney!

TROLL: Do you really think that will stop m- OOF! {gets pushed back by a cow}

CONCHRIS: Cow punching. Erm...Think...

TROLL: Stop throwing references at me!

CONCHRIS: Evil De-{edit} Corrupter!

TROLL: OW MY BRAIN!

CONCHRIS: {reading "Rumors that may be true"} Rainer {Pronnounces it as Rain-er} is a 60 year-old left handed man called Karl.

TROLL: IT'S MAKING MY BRAIN EXPLODE!!!

CONCHRIS: Forest, go for it.

FOREST: {pops on-screen} Pikachu, I choose you!

TROLL: Uggghhh.... {explodes, cut to the Wikiverses map, it explodes}

{Cut to Wikiverse Space}

CONCHRIS: {thinking} We did it!

FOREST: I am so going to kill you if I had arms.

{The Paper comes down}