Con email.exe/66

Summary

Look, the description is on vacation.

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Insert a generic email song here.

Dear Conchris,
The shadowy figure Hologram I invented! It's gone haywire!
It's calling it's self death and is kidnapping innosent
wiki users!
Meet me at my user page and we'll work out a way to destroy it.
Strong Sader

CONCHRIS: It's kidnapping innocent wiki users? I am on my way! {leaves, the response is not saved}

{Anti-??? breaks in}

ANTI-???: Ha ha ha. This is too easy, get Conchris blocked indefinite and he will never check EMAILS EVER! {types in '(Bleeped out due to fanstuff guidelines) you, you (bleeping) (bleeper)' and presses Save Page} This is way too easy! {faces viewers} You all know that Sysops block people indefinite! HA HA HA! {vanishes}

{Cut to the Wiki Roads}

CONCHRIS: FOREST?! What are you doing here?

FOREST: Can't you see I am busy?

CONCHRIS: You have just used a contraction! RUN! IT'S THE COWCOPALYSPE!!! {runs off}

FOREST: Cowwhat?

{Cows starts falling from the sky}

FOREST: Typical...

{Cut to Conchris, who is walking along the Wiki Roads}

CONCHRIS: You know, this is getting stupid. Why do I have to stay here for 30 emails, I do not know, it is more of a episode than an email.

VOICEOVER: SHUT IT UP YOU!!!

CONCHRIS: Oh, bran muffins.

VOICEOVER: WOULD JUST SHUT UP!!!

CONCHRIS: No.

VOICEOVER: YES, OR ELSE!!!

CONCHRIS: Or else what? Throw cows at me?

VOICEOVER: Erm... YES!

{Cows are flung at Conchris, Conchris gets knocked back by one of the cows and smashes into "OCE 1-Up"}

EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING: {gasps}

CONCHRIS: {moves the cow off of him} Ow... Sorry people! {The crowd starts booing} OH SHUT UP! {runs off}

{Cut back to Wiki Roads}

CONCHRIS: Anymore randomn stuff and I'm going to complain...

VOICEOVER: CONCHRIS!!!

CONCHRIS: WHAT NOW?!

VOICEOVER: YOU ARE BEING SENT TO ANOTHER WIKIVERSE IN 5 SECONDS!!!

CONCHRIS: What Wikiverse?

VOICEOVER: J41L.

CONCHRIS: J41L? That means... {gulps}

VOICEOVER: HAVE A NICE TIME IN JAIL! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! {cough}

FOREST: {walks onscreen} Typical.

VOICEOVER: IS THAT ALL YOU SAY?!

FOREST: Typical.

MEANWHILE IN J41L!!!

{Conchris teleports in}

CONCHRIS: Ugh, great. Something random. I'm so going to complain to the Wiki User Email Masters but they declined my request to delete all the email shows in existance...Wait! I didn't do it! Think...THINK...

{Cut to inside Conchris' Mind}

{Blank space, creepy music plays for 5 seconds}

{Cut back to Conchris}

CONCHRIS: Wah? This is too random.

HOMESTAR: You said it!

CONCHRIS: HOMESTAR?! What are you doing here?

HOMESTAR: There was a convienant plot hole I went through.

CONCHRIS: Convienant eh? WELL CONVIENANT THIS! {Punches a Cow at Homestar}

{Reference Dude comes on-screen}

REFERENCE DUDE: Oh, mighty master of the Wikiverses. Our Wikiverse V3.1 isn't going to handle this much references.

CONCHRIS: You're right. One more reference and someone's brain would explode, causing the Wikiverses to collapse...

FOREST: Jibney.

CONCHRIS: NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo....

{The whole screen breaks, the pieces fall like glass, the paper comes down}

References

• The email was changed to reflect "Bonus Stages and the new Car killed Bonus Stage" fiasco. This email WAS referencing the Baconman song from Bonus Stage.