Choom Wikihood/4

Summary

Try, try, try to understand: Brooks is a magic man! Chwoka wants so bad to help him, but sometimes help isn't appreciated.

Transcript

{Open: the Choomsville Catholic Church. All the chooms are there, sitting in a pew. Father Jicem is reciting a sermon.}

JICEM: And on the first day, God said, "let there be light." And the sky said, "sure!" And the sky turned itself on and God was pretty happy about it...

NACHOMAN: You know, I don't want to be here.

{The other chooms don't seem to notice.}

NACHOMAN: No, I don't. I'm an atheist? So I don't believe in this—heh!—sky cake.

{Brooks shuffles in his seat. Bluebry coughs.}

NACHOMAN: God sucks. God sucks and you're all sheep and you know what? I watch Daria and

{Skub holds his head in his hands and starts trembling in rage.}

BLUEBRY: Hey, Nachoman, can you please just shut your dumb Mexi-hole

NACHOMAN: Pfft. I'm gonna go smoke outside the church. In spite.

{NachoMan gets up and leaves.}

JICEM: ...and when Cain met up with Abel in the field, Cain was like, "hey, Abel! Can we go over behind that tree for a second?" And Abel said, "why's that?" And Cain said, "oh, no reason, just make sure you bite down on this stick when..."

SKUB: There's just... something about church. That makes me angry.

BROOKS: Why's that, Skub?

SKUB: I don't know, it's just that... religion sucks, is all!

BROOKS: Why do you think that?

SKUB: Well, it's just that it makes people into dicks.

BROOKS: Yeah... kinda.