Celebrity Deathmatch/4.5

Overview

Extra: Ryan vs. Amirula

Join us for an extra fight in which two furred fiends friends have a duel to the death hurt.

Transcript

{Open: the announcer's booth.}

ZIPPY: Hi, I'm Zippy P.-

JERRY: -and I'm Jerry C.

ZIPPY: Who... who are you?

JERRY: Skully's room mate. I agreed to take over his place so he could work on the movie.

{Jerry turns to the camera.}

JERRY: We're still doing the movie. It takes time, okay?

{Jerry turns back.}

ZIPPY: What movie?

JERRY: Never you mind.

ZIPPY: Anyhow, we have quite the special fight tonight! So special that it's not even in the tournament!

JERRY: So it's an extra fight of sorts?

ZIPPY: You really know how to drive the point home. Ned?

{Cut: the ring.}

NED: Thanks, Zip! In the red corner, we have... a fox. Wearing a jacket! Give it up for... Ryan Bluefox!

{Ryan walks into the ring.}

RYAN: Hello, Cleveland!

NED: In the blue corner, we have... another fox. Wearing a tuxedo! Please welcome... Ami... Amiru... Amirula!

{Amirula appears in a cloud of rose petals.}

AMIRULA: Greetings, all!

NED: Alright, you two. Get to trash talking.

AMIRULA: ... Why would we?

RYAN: We're anything but enemies!

NED: Really? That sucks.

{Pause.}

NED: {under his breath, imitating Amirula} Nice jacket. Did the thrift store have a sale?

RYAN: ... What?

AMIRULA: What did I say?

RYAN: You... you're playing dumb, aren't you?

AMIRULA: What are you talking about?

RYAN: Oh, you're asking for it.

AMIRULA: For what? I don't know what you're saying!

RYAN: ... You must be a cutter--that explains the red fur!

AMIRULA: Are you saying I'm... an emo?

RYAN: What, you're going to whine about it on your LiveJournal?

AMIRULA: Quit it.

RYAN: Backing out, eh? How lady-like!

AMIRULA: Stop that!

RYAN: Your mask is stupid!

AMIRULA: Bite me, Bluefox!

RYAN: What, you get your sick thrills that way?

AMIRULA: GRAAAAH!

{Amirula runs at Ryan and grabs him by the throat. He then tosses Ryan to the ground. Still on the ground, Ryan is kicked in the side by Amirula a couple times. Ryan gets up and sweeps Amirula, knocking him off his feet. Ryan gets on a corner post and jumps on Amirula's stomach, knocking the wind out of him.}

ZIPPY: Yikes! This man is not playing fair!

JERRY: He should keep it up, though. I like violence!

{Amirula gets up and coughs a bit before backing up into a corner.}

I'LL FINISH IT SOON