Celebrity Deathmatch/3

Overview

Episode 3: Ristar vs. Dynamite Headdy

Genesis classics battle it out in another great episode of Celebrity Deathmatch! Will Ristar, with his arms of rubber, bend the competition in his favor? Or will Headdy use his head to get out of this situation?

Transcript

{Open: the announcers' booth.}

ZIPPY: Hey, all! I'm Zippy P.-

SKULLB: And I'm Skully B. Tonight, we have a match between two characters that barely anbody knows about.

ZIPPY: Hey, Skully--I played both those games!

SKULLB: Ah-ha... you're old. Ned?

{Cut: the ring.}

NED: Thanks, Skully. In the red corner, we have a hero not of this world! The one foe of the Greedy Empire, his arms can stretch longer than a joke on Seinfeld! Give it up for... Ristar!

{Ristar flies into the ring.}

RISTAR: Will you play with me?

NED: Not now, not now. And in the blue corner, we have an odd one! He's a puppet who's trying to destroy a guy called the Dark Demon, or something. He can shoot his head and... shoot his head. Please welcome... Dynamite Headdy!

{Headdy jumps into the ring.}

HEADDY: Yeah!

NED: Alright, now. Get ready... fight!

{Headdy immediately tosses his head at Ristar. Ristar grabs the head and tosses it back at Headdy. Headdy is knocked back, but gets up and tosses his head again. Ristar dodges this time, and extends his arms to grab Headdy.}

ZIPPY: Nice going, Risty!

SKULLB: I thought we weren't supposed to be biased.

ZIPPY: ... What? I like Ristar.

{Ristar takes Headdy's body and jams it into the ring. On the way back to his body, Headdy's head is grabbed by Ristar and slammed on the ground multiple times.}

NED: Woah!

SKULLB: Yikes!

ZIPPY: Oof!

NED: ... Ristar wins... I think.

{Ristar grabs Headdy's head again and crushes it with his hands.}

NED: Okay, Ristar wins.

ZIPPY: Wow. That was quick, wasn't it?

SKULLB: You're telling me.

ZIPPY: Thanks for joining us, folks. Tune in next time for Kirby vs. Solid Snake! Good night, all!