CP Emails/1

{open to Cow's room. on a coffee mug states "World's Best Crapper"}

COW: Hello Snoopy 567, I just got you!

deer kow,

make this ur first email plz!!!!

o also plz plz plz help me i ned a rly want a xbox360

-abi coniheyz

COW: {reads "kow" as koy, "plz" as pills, and "rly" as relly} Ok. I will.

{Cow goes outside to get an Xbox}

COW: Who did i get this for anyway"

{Abi Coniheyz walks in}

ABI: u got it fur mee!!!

COW: Well ok then.

{Cow throws the xbox at Abi and she passes out}

COW: Now what am I gonna do?

{cut to Cow's mind}

COW: I can go sky diving.

{it changes to a cow falling out of a plane

COW: Yeah yeah, that's it.

{cut back to the outside}

COW: But how am i gonna do this?

{cow jumps to a nearby plane, somehow changes into sky diving gear, and jumps out

COW: AAAAA- well that wasn't so authentic. It was what, 4 feet above the ground?

PILOT: Six.

COW: Okay then.

{cow dances}

COW: So I am done.