CONTEST TIME/MookGyver

{Open: Mook dangling from a rope slowly lowering into lava. The bad guy cackles from a steel bridge.}

THE BAD GUY: Surely there is no way the legendary Houdini could even escape this trap!

{The bad guy leaves. Mook is unfazed and bored, so he starts chewing on the ropes ferociously. His body thrashings manage to swing the rope, which snaps and sends Mook onto a safe metal platform. Mook lands rolling, and stands up. Chwoka runs onto the steel bridge, and leans over.}

CHWOKA: MOOK!

{Chwoka looks around, then falls over the railing and into the lava.}

CHWOKA: SAVE ME MOOK AAAAAAAAAHHHH

{Mook notices a countdown on a timebomb, and goes over to investigate the shiny object. Chwoka dies a horrible, gruesome, slow death. Mook bites the timebomb, and, as his teeth got hurt, punts it into the lava. The bad guy comes back, this time on the steel platform next to Mook.}

THE BAD GUY: You! I thought I got rid of you! No matter, we will have a gentlemanly duel! Have you your pistol?

{Mook wanders out where the bad guy came from.}

THE BAD GUY: You can't do that! I challenged you to a duel!

{MookGyver does not use guns.}

THE BAD GUY: And there's like 3 timebom

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