CHAOS IS A PINATA

{OPEN: A birthday party. A Pinata version of Chaos is hanging from a tree, and kid versions of the wiki users are surrounding him, each of them holding sticks.}

RAIKU: I'ma try hitting him!

{Raiku gets ready to hit Chaos, but stops as Chaos opens his mouth.}

CHAOS: WAIT!! ...You may break me open, and take my candy. But I can assure you that that is not the best choice.

BADSTAR: What?

CHAOS: In reality, I'm actually a magical pinata. Let me down from this tree and I will make all your wishes come true! {The camera pans on each persons face as he says their name.} Sephiroth, how about a PS3? Badstar, what about that Haruhi Suzumiya boxset you've been wanting? Bellstrom, that lifesize Omnicron suit. Raiku, we all know that you want an Xbox, and Adolf Hitler, you want that German Empire, don't you? FREE ME FROM THIS TREE, AND IT WILL ALL HAPPEN!!

{Badstar walks up to Chaos and cuts the rope. Suddenly, Chaos runs away.}

CHAOS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANNOT TRUST A PINATA!! SO LONG SUCKERS!!

RAIKU: What. The. Hell.