CC, LIVE!!/Headline News

{CC and the band come back from their waffle break, except their dressed up like the members of the Crash Test Dummies. They start playing a slow tune.}

CC: Hey, this next one's for all the idoits who made the tabloids.

{The crowd starts getting quiet}

CC: Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard

THE WHOLE BAND: Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

{A thwack sound, followed by CC screaming, is heard over the speakers}

CC:Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better {Ding}
And so she hired some guy to
Club her in the kneecap

THE WHOLE BAND: Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

{Like before, another thwacking sound is heard, this time, it's a girl that screams.}

THE WHOLE BAND: Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

CC:They got paid for their sound bites
And sold their TV movie rights

Then, there was this girl who
Got herself a DUI and went away to prison
And when she finally came back
She spoke with Larry King on his talk show
Can someone tell me why we
Should give a crap about her

{The crowd starts applauding loudly}

THE WHOLE BAND: Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm.

{Now unusual sounds, like the kind you make with your armpit is booming}

THE WHOLE BAND: Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

{Now the crowd starts singing along}

THE WHOLE BAND:Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

(There were, there is)
(There were, there is)

{The lights go dark, whil the crowd cheers}

{OOC: NO, this dosn't mean this is over!}