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The place in blooming with scientists. They are all working on the 10 chambers in the room. If you enter one of the chambers, you enter a reality of 2050, the end of the world. Entree costs $30.


The Action

{SI runs in with robots}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Awesome, now smart robot, hack!

[The robot begins hacking the machine}

SCIENTIST: Wait, sir, you can't do that! We'll kick you out of the park if you continue!

{As the machine hacks, it short circuits, shocking thr robot, who goes crazy and expoldes, destroying the virtual reality center. The scientists all stare at Strong Intelligence. One whistles, and a load of bulldogs appear}

SCIENTIST: Sick 'em, boys!

{All the dogs attack SI, ripping his clothes and cutting into his skin}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I...own...a....foruteen...year...old..cat...that'll...kill...you.

{The cat appears, and rubs itself against the scientist, who scream, and falls on the floor, unconsious, the dogs then kill the cat. While this happens, another scientist is on the phone.}

SCIENTIST: So should we let him roam around and cause havoc or kick him out Mr. Buckethead? What? Why? Oh, allright, I guess. {Hangs up} Mr. Buckethead says you can stay, because you add more abusement to the park, just don't destroy anything without his consent, please.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Shoots scientis in the face} How that for an awnser?

OTHER SCIENTIST: Uh, sir, don't you need a gun to do that?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I use the power of my brain. {Gets gun and does it.}

{OOC: Dude, your breaking the rules. One more time and you're outta' here}

{OOC again: which ones?}

{OOC: Stay intouch with the laws of reality}