Bling Emails/Recipes

Summary

Cooking? Oh Dan...g. OH DANG!

Transcript

BLING: Email...

GRUNDY: EMAIL...

1-UP: EMAIL...

ALL: EEEEEEMAIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!

subject: pie

Dear Bling,
Do you like pie?
What is your favorite flavor of pie?
- Tommyspud

BLING: Hmm... Pie... {cell phone rings, Bling answers it} Hello? Yes? Uh huh, that's me. Okay. Yes. Yes. I understand. Alright. Bye. {hangs up} Guys, I have some news.

GRUNDY: Uh oh. W-what is it?

BLING: I'm kicking you two out of the show.

1-UP: WHAT?!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

BLING: I can and I will. The show's only being broadcast in Wiki City now, so, I don't need you two.

GRUNDY: Are-are you saying you only kept us here so you could follow 1.6?

BLING: Yep. Pretty much.

1-UP: You can't fire us! We quit! {storms out}

GRUNDY: HMPH. {follows 1-up}

{1-up and Grundy can be seen via the window walking away}

BLING: And now for this. {presses a red button beside the Gongy}

{a mushroom cloud can be seen via the window}

BLING: Hehehe. {typing} My flavorite flavor of pie? Well, it's hard to put into words, so I'll show you!

{cut to a kitchen. Bling is standing behind a counter wearing a chef's hat}

BLING: It's easier to cook if I do this. {transforms into teenage form} Good. Now then, {Bling gets out what he says} First you take a pie crust, three apples, a peach, two bananas, a mango, a cup of subspace, and a cup of milk. {gets out a large bowl} First, you pour the subspace into a large bowl, followed by the milk. Now, mix them together. {does so. everything he says he will do} Then, cut up the apples, the peach, the bananas, and the mango. now, the subspace and the milk will need to be put in a blender, and then set on puree. blend them until it's a lavender-colored creme. Now, pour the creme back into the large bowl, and mix them with the fruits we cut up. Now, pour the mixture into the pie crust. put a pie crust on top of it, and bake it with hellfire for one minute. {blasts the pie with hellfire via his hand}

{cut to a while. There are now numerous pies on the counter. Bling is cutting them up into slices and putting them on the plates}

BLING:{takes a piece} If anybody in the audience wants a piece, go ahead and take one!

{numerous people runs onscreen, take pieces of the pie, and run off}

BLING:{is eating the pie} I learn-Mmph-learned this from-Mmph-Im a bell. He used to-Mmph-feed it to me when I-Mmph-was a little child. Mmph.

{pan out and rotate camera angle spanning over an audience. the word "bling" appears onscreen. it is golden, Bauhaus 93 font, and is rotated 45 degrees. an announcer can be heard saying ""bling" will be right back." the screen fades to black. cut via static back to the computer}

BLING:{typing} It's good pie. You should try it.

{the paper comes down}

Fun Facts

Real-World References

• The "bling" stuff is a reference to various daytime television shows generally aimed towards women.

Inside References

• the Bauhaus 93 font and the cut-via-static are common on Homestarrunner.com.

Easter Eggs

• Click on "try it" at the end to have this note pop up;

Pie Recipe:

Ingredients:
1 cup milk
1 cup subspace
1 peach
1 mango
2 pie crusts
2 bananas
3 apples

Procedure:
1. Cut up fruit
2. Blend milk & subspace
3. Mix with fruit
4. Pour into pie crust
5. Put second pie crust on first
6. Bake 1 min with hellfire