Bling Emails/Playtime

Summary

T3h Blu-hinger plays with a godly wolf.

Cast (in order of their appearance): Bling, 1-up, Grundy, New Bell, Amaterasu no Okami, Im a bell

Places: Bling's computer room, the field/outside the house, Amaterasu no Okami's house

Transcript

BLING: E-mail, Eeeeeeeee-mail!

BLING, GRUNDY & 1-UP: Email come and me wan' go check!

1-UP: Type all night on a pudding cup!

ALL: Email come and me wan' go check!

GRUNDY: Check email till de mornin' come!

ALL: Email come and me wan' go check!

BLING: Come, Mister email man, email me computah!

ALL: Email come and me wan' go check!

BLING: Come, Mister email man, email me computah!

ALL: Email come and me wan' go check!

BLING: E, me say e, me say e, me say e, me say e, me say eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-mail!

ALL: Email come and me wan' go check!

No subject

Dear Bluhinger

HI
Fr0m

t3h virus lololololoololololrofl!!!!!111111111111
1111111111

GRUNDY: ...No. Just no.

{Bling types "fwd:[email protected], [email protected]" and hits enter}

BLING: Hehehe.

Wolf's Play!

Dear Bling,

I was wondering if you would like to come and play.
I swear not to use my godly powers!
From Amaterasu no Okami

GRUNDY: Who is Amaterasu no Okami? {pronounces this as "Amateur a Sue. No. Okay me."}

BLING: Amaterasu no Okami is a wolf-like god who is a friend of Chaos.

1-UP: And WHO is Cocoas?

GRUNDY: I think he said "Cacaos"

1-UP: A cacodemon?

GRUNDY: That's just stupid. WHY would a god be friends with a Daemon?

BLING: Um, it's Chaos. ...You guys don't get out much, do you?

GRUNDY: {completely ignoring Bling} A dimmer?

1-UP: Lightswitch?

GRUNDY: That's likely. {to Bling} Bling, why is a wolf god friends with a lightswith?

BLING: His name's CHAOS!

1-UP: A lightbulb?

BLING: {gets out his shotgun} Start running.

GRUNDY & 1-UP: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! {run away}

BLING:{typing} Anyways, Amaterasu, I'd LOVE to play with you! {gets up and walks off}

{cut to outside the house. Bling is getting in a car}

BLING: I better do this... {morphs into New Bell} There. Now I can drive over to Okami's place. {starts car}

{cut to Amaterasu no Okami's house. New Bell drives up. He gets out of the car and walks up to the door. New Bell rings the doorbell and transforms back into Bling. Okami opens the door}

BLING: Yo, Okami!

OKAMI: Hey, Bling! Come inside!

{Bling walks inside}

BLING: Nice place you got he-{notices something on fire in the corner} DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT?!!

OKAMI: Oh yeah. Some bell guy was creeping around my house the other day, so I caught and burned him.

BLING: OH MY GOD, THAT'S IM A BELL!

{Im a bell falls from the ceiling}

IM A BELL: You called? {walks over to flaming Bell corpse, takes a bite of it} Mmm... Nothin' better than roasted yourself.

BLING: ...You know, this actually seems possible and normal since it's you.

IM A BELL: Yeah. {eats more of his burning corpse} You should try yourself!

BLING: Okay... {throws clone of self into fire, waits 5 minutes, eats} Mmm... It IS good!

OKAMI: {deeply disturbed by both of them} Um... I don't really want to play with you anymore.

{cut back to the computer room}

BLING: Well, that was weir-

YOU HAS 2 NEU MESSAGES.

BLING: Open them please.

Play?

Okay, I want to play with you againymore.

-Okami

BLING:{typing} I'll play with you tomorrow.

Back?

Can we come back now?
Please?
-Grundy & 1-up

BLING:{typing} Sure.

{the paper comes down}