(even if you aren't vegan)
Bell Quest: Live And Reloaded/BQLR2
{cut to a medieval town. The cast of BQ:L&R walk in}
BADSTAR: Where the crap are we?
TRACY: This is Ye Olde Town of Cwealm, the only known medieval town in this time period.
NINJA FOX: Cool! Is there mutton?
TRACY: I would think so.
NINJA FOX: WHOOOOOOOO!!! {Runs off}
TRACY: ...Freak.
GILLIGAN: ...MUTTON! {Runs off too}
TRACY: Once again, fr-{notices a groups of people led by a man wearing a crown}
{Bell and Tracy become really, really tall and they run up to the group of people}
MAN IN CROWN: Who are you?
BELL & TRACY: WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY "NI"!
BADSTAR: And I like mutton!
INNOCENT BYSTANDER: ...WHAT THE F-
{Bell accidentally steps on the innocent bystander}
BADSTAR: ...I'm gonna get some more mutto- {Is carried away by monks} WHAT THE CRAP!?
IM A BELL: HEY WAIT A MINUTE! {returns to normal size, he runs after Badstar}
{The monks carry Badstar into a really tall tower. The doors shut and lock themselves}
IM A BELL: ... {glances at camera, rips the doors off their hinges, walks in}
{The monks can be seen climbing up 100 plights of stairs. They take Badstar to the top of the tower}
IM A BELL:{runs up the stairs}
{Halfway up the stairs start collapsing behind Bell. Once bell gets off a step, it collapses}
{Bell eventually reaches the top of the stairs. The door to the top looks unbreakable}
IM A BELL: Hmph. {melts, slides under the door}
{cut to inside the top of the tower. Bell slides out from under the door and un-melts}
{Badstar is sitting on a throne}
MONKS: ALLL HAIL THE MUTTON KING!!!
IM A BELL: ...LOLWUT.
BADSTAR: Oh, hi Bell! Mutton?
IM A BELL: Uhh... No thank y-
{Tracy flies in from the window, holding a spear}
TRACY: DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE MONKS BADST-{smashes into the door, slides down}
BADSTAR: ... {Takes a bite out of mutton}
IM A BELL: ...Anyways, why are you a king, and why is it of mutton?
BADSTAR: Apparently, I'm the great great great grandson of the mutton king, who created mutton! Which is weird, since I'm just a lab experiment gone wrong and its impossible for me to have a grandfather.
TRACY: What? I thought you were the cousin of Homestar and Strong Bad. At least, according to the original Bell Quest.
IM A BELL: We do not speak of the original Bell Quest.
TRACY: But-
IM A BELL:{grabs some mutton, shoves it down Tracy's throat}
BADSTAR: {Takes another bite} Mmm... muttonlicious!
IM A BELL: Badstar, tell me. Why would you want to eat something cute? {warps up a sheep with a wellface}
BADSTAR: ...THIS IS SHEEP!?
IM A BELL: Yep. Mutton is sheep. You know, I would rather eat George Bush's undead corpse than sheep.
BADSTAR: ...FIND A NEW KING YOU STUPID, SICK, PEACE LOVING MONKS!!! {Jumps out window}
IM A BELL: ...That won't be necessary. {pulls out a large sword, puts some on the mutton on it, forces it down a monk's throat, repeats until he has killed all of the monks}
TRACY: ...Good. Let's go da-BELL.
IM A BELL: ...Whatever, Tracy.
TRACY: ...Wh-
IM A BELL: Shut up.
BADSTAR: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! {Lands on Ninja Fox}
{Badstar jumps off of Ninja Fox, who tries to get up, but Bell and Tracy land on him}
NINJA FOX: Ow... good thing I still have mutton...
IM A BELL: ...Mutton is sheep, you know.
NINJA FOX: Screw the sheep, I have money!
IM A BELL: ... FALCOOOOOOON... PUUUUUUNCH! {punches Ninja Fox in the... fox-nads, runs away}
NINJA FOX: OOOOOOWWWWW MY FOX BALLS!!!
{cut to Bellson, somewhere in the town}
BELLSON: ...Great, now I'm lost.
BLACK KNIGHT: YE SHALL NOT PASS.
BELLSON: ... {pulls out a sword, slices The Black Knight's arm off}
BLACK KNIGHT: Hmph! That is nothing but a mere flesh wound!
BELLSON: What? You're bleedin' arm's missing! ...And it appears you've bled to death. Hoorah. {starts walking away}
BLACK KNIGHT: Coward! Come back here and face! {Uses his right arm to sword fight}
BELLSON: ... {turns around, kicks the Black Knigts sword, causing it to flip over and slice off the remaining arm}
BLACK KNIGHT: Is that all you've got!? HA!
BELLSON: ...You lost both your arms! What's the point in fighting me?
BLACK KNIGHT: Another mere flesh wound! Come on! Have at you!
BELLSON: What, are you going to KICK me to death? Ha! {slices one of the Black Knight's legs off}
BLACK KNIGHT: ...That was nothing!
BELLSON: ...You are a very silly man and I really don't want to be near you.
BLACK KNIGHT: COWARD!!! {Hops, bumping into Bellson over and over} TAKE THAT! HA!!!
BELLSON: ... {slices the Black Knight's other leg off}
BLACK KNIGHT: ...Is that all! HA! Amateur!
BELLSON: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!!! {kicks the Black Knight into a tree}
BLACK KNIGHT: Come back here! I'll bite your bloody legs off!
BELLSON: ... {walks away}
{Meanwhile...}
{cut to Gilligan. He is walking down a street when an explosion occurs offscreen}
GILLIGAN: ...What the crap!?
{camera spins around to reveal a rather insane-looking guy holding some molotov cocktails}
INSANE GUY: GIVE ME YOUR BOOZE OR I'LL THROW ANOTHER ONE!
RANDOM PERSON: Wouldn't it be easier to just drink the booze inside the molotov cocktails, instead of making them explode?
INSANE GUY: ... {throws a molotov cocktail at the guy}
GILLIGAN: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRAZYMAN!
INSANE GUY: EH?! {throws a molotov cocktail at Gilligan, misses}
GILLIGAN: ... {Pulls out grenade launcher} Say bye-bye, ditch... {Fires}
INSANE GUY: ...WHAT THE FLYING F-{is disintegrated}
GILLIGAN: ...What just happ-
{Cut: Ninja Fox}
NINJA FOX: ...I'm booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeddddddd....ddddddddd........d.
{A dragon flies by carrying a princess}
DRAGON: NYEHEHE! I HAVE GOT YOU, PRINCESS CLICHE!
PRINCESS CLICHE: AAHH!! HELP ME!!
NINJA FOX: Oh no! I have to pull off a cliche rescue and save that princess! {Runs after the dragon}
DRAGON: NYEHEHE! I HAVE TO LAUGH IN ALL OF MY LINES NYEHEHE!
NINJA FOX: {Throws a ninja star at the dragon}
DRAGON: NYEHEHOUCH! {breaths fire at Ninja Fox}
NINJA FOX: {Dodges} ...You suck at aiming.
DRAGON: THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A CLICHE! NYEHEHE!
NINJA FOX: {Fires grappling hook. The hook goes down the dragon's throat}
DRAGON:{explodes for no apparent reason}
{Princess Cliche lands on Ninja Fox}
NINJA FOX: {Catches princess cliche. Puts her down} I have saved you, princess cliche!
PRINCESS CLICHE: Yay!
{A king runs in}
KING: For saving my daughter you may have her hand in marriage!
NINJA FOX: ...Whoah, whoah, whoah! Marriage!? Listen, she's not really my type...
KING: ...Then why did you save her?
NINJA FOX: I'm a hero. Thats what heroes do.
KING: ...I don't understand. You saved my daughter from a dragon for no reason but pure kindness? What?
NINJA FOX: Its just what I do. She's not my type. I mean, sure, she has big... thingies, but still... not my type.
KING: You don't like Scots?
{OOC: HAY GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS}
NINJA FOX: ...Scot?
KING: ...I MEAN SHE'S SCOTTISH, YOU GIT!
{OOC: Actually, nevermind about the significance of her. It's a stupid idea (which was that she is Sarah).}
NINJA FOX: ...Git?
KING: IT'S A BRITISH CURSE WORD MEANING DUMBASS, YOU BLOODY GIT!
NINJA FOX: Oh... well up yours, fatty!
{A few moments later...}
NINJA FOX: {Thrown in dungeon}
KING:{offscreen} AND STAY THERE!
{camera pans over to show a creepy-looking guy beside Ninja Fox}
NINJA FOX: ... {Whimpers}
CREEPY GUY:{walks towards Ninja Fox} LEZ HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS THANG!
NINJA FOX: AAAAAAHHHH!!! {Knocks the creepy guy out.}
???: Psssssh...
NINJA FOX: Huh? {Looks at door} ...Princess?
PRINCESS CLICHE: Yes. It is me.
NINJA FOX: What are you doing here?
PRINCESS CLICHE: I'm here to help you escape.
NINJA FOX: Why?
PRINCESS CLICHE: Why NOT?
NINJA FOX: Good point. By the way, I'm getting tired of calling you princess cliche. Is there an ACTUAL name you go by?
PRINCESS CLICHE: Yes. My name is Sarah. Sarah McAllister.
{OOC: Yeah, now that I think about it, I will do this.}
NINJA FOX: My name is Kyubii. But if anybody asks, my name is NINJA FOX, ULTIMATE NINJA HERO!!!
KING:{offscreen} QUIET, PRISONER!
NINJA FOX: SORRY! Anyway, how are you going to get me out of here?
SARAH: This. {smack a brick on the wall, a door opens, leading outside}
NINJA FOX: Wow, thanks! But won't you get in trouble with your dad?
SARAH: I hate my father, and I hate this place. After I set you free, I'm gonna travel to the future!
NINJA FOX: Hey, good idea! You could even meet a nice guy! Who knows? Well, bye! {Exits}
UNHOLY TRACY:{warps in} Hi, there. I overheard your conversation, and I suggest you travel to this time and this place. {pulls out a piece of paper, hands to Sarah}
SARAH: Hmm... Okay! {leaves}
UNHOLY TRACY: Hehehe. {pulls out communicator} Timeline; Sealed.
CHAOS:{from communicator} Excellent.
{cut to Badstar}
BADSTAR: ...Okay, seriously, why are we here again?
TRACY: Well, we pass to go through- {point to a large metal gate} THAT gate to continue on our trip.
BADSTAR: ...Why the HELL didn't we do that earlier?
TRACY: We're all IDIOTS, that's why!
BADSTAR: True...
IM A BELL: Well, let's see who's here... Me, Badstar, Tracy...
BELLSON:{runs in} And Bellson!
IM A BELL: ...Right, Who else do we need to find?
{Gilligan and Ninja Fox run in}
IM A BELL: ...Okay, good. Is that all?
GILLIGAN: I think so.
IM A BELL: Excellent. Badstar, would you read the next location off of the map for us?
BADSTAR: Its... no.... i-it can't be.....
IM A BELL: What is it?
BADSTAR: The next place is.... {Gulps} ......Winner Labs..........
IM A BELL: ...What's so bad about Winner Labs?
BADSTAR: Because... Winner Labs........... is the home.... of my father...
IM A BELL: Your father was Homeschool Winner?
BADSTAR: ...Yes.
IM A BELL: ...Okay.
END OF CHAPTER 2!!!!!