Bell Quest: Live And Reloaded/BQLR1

{The movie begins in a large room. Bell and Badstar burst through two large metal doors. A dark figure on a throne points forwards. Tons of vandals and trolls run towards the two. Bell and Badstar put some ammo in some guns they're holding and cock them. The start firing them.}

BADSTAR: {Voiceover} Hey there. I bet you're wondering... who are those two? Well thats me and my friend, Bell. Why are we holding guns and who is that guy, you ask? Well, let's start from the beggining. It all started...

{The screen goes black. The words "Bell Quest" appear in gold.}

BADSTAR: {Voiceover} With a quest...

IM A BELL: {Voiceover} A Bell Quest.

{the words "Live And Reloaded!" are branded onto the screen}

IM A BELL: {Voiceover} {laughter}

{This music starts playing. The words dissapear and are replaced with the words, "With Patrick Warburton as Badstar". The words disappear and are replaced with "And Imothy Bellstrom disguised as Johnny Depp disguised as Cthulhu disguised as Howard Stern playing Im a bell"}

{The screen turns into a view of Wiki City from a good distance away.}

BADSTAR: {Voiceover} This is where we live. We used to live on Fanstuff Island but... an incident occured. I would rather not go into detail.

IM A BELL:{voiceover} Wait, I thought FCUSA was in Georgia.

BADSTAR:{Voiceover} Nope. Fanstuff Island.

IM A BELL:{voiceover} ...Huh. so, does this mean that BQ:LAR exists in a slightly alternate timeline than that of my own? Whatever.

BADSTAR:{Voiceover} Nah, same timeline. ANYWAY... we live here in Wiki City. I live in the biggest mansion in Wiki City. The day started when Bell came by for a visit...

IM A BELL:{voiceover} Hold on, hold on, hold on. What "incident"? FCUSA was Subspace Bombed-

BADSTAR:{Voiceover} THE DAY STARTED WHEN BELL CAME BY FOR A VISIT.

IM A BELL:{voiceover} OKAY, JEEZ! Wuss...

{cut to inside Badstar's mansion. The doorbell rings}

BADSTAR: {Walks onscreen} Singing the doorbell song... {Opens door} Hi Bell!

IM A BELL: Hey, Badstar. Can I come in? There's a problem.

BADSTAR: Come on in! We were just watching Demyx get high score on Guitar Hero for the 52nd time.

IM A BELL:{eyebrows raise at "high", they lower at "score"} Okay. {enters the mansion}

BADSTAR: {Closes door} So, whats this problem you told me about?

IM A BELL: You see... Bling's... Been kidnapped.

BADSTAR: ...Whoah. When did this happen?

IM A BELL: Last night. Neither I nor he heard anything because we were too stoned. When I woke up, just an hour ago, Bling was gone and this was taped to my face. {hands Badstar a note}

BADSTAR: Hmmmm... {Reads note}

DEEP VOICE:{voiceover} "Dear Bell, we have taken your precious freak of nature. Don't bother looking for us. You won't be able to. With hatred, Abuncha Question Marx"

IM A BELL: It seems that this idiot who stole Bling likes puns.

BADSTAR: We gotta save Bling! But... we don't know where this guy that took him is.

IM A BELL: Well, we'll find him. But, I suggest we gather some people to help us first.

BADSTAR: Hmm... okay then! We'll probably need... 4 people.

IM A BELL: Agreed. But who...

{Kyubii runs onscreen dressed as a ninja}

NINJA FOX: This looks like a job for... NINJA FOX!

IM A BELL: ...Okay.

{Bellson busts through the door}

BELLSON: CAN I HELP?

IM A BELL: ...Sure. Why not?

BADSTAR: ...I don't know. Sure, he's strong but... there IS that really creepy liking he has to Acidgrrl. Seriously man, thats friggin' creepy.

IM A BELL: SHH! We don't know that yet!

BADSTAR: Okay...

BADSTAR (VOICEOVER): It's okay, Acidgrrl isn't in this version.

IM A BELL:{voiceover} ...Oh. Okay, then.

{A time portal rips open. Gilligan jumps out along with Tracy}

GILLIGAN: WAZZUP!?!?

IM A BELL: ...I-I'm not so sure who you are.

TRACY: I'm your-Oh right. It hasn't happened yet.

GILLIGAN: We are here to help you guys!

IM A BELL: Okay. Who are you guys, anyways?

{OOC: Tracy and Gilligan will be using codenames, 'kay?}

TRACY: I'm Victor Vincenzo Vladmir von Valentino.

GILLIGAN: ...And I'm Steve!

IM A BELL: ... Okay... Um, how are you two going to help us?

GILLIGAN: Well you see, Tra- VINCENZO, helped me make a map of where whoever kidnapped Bling is hidden.

IM A BELL:' And where IS this map?

TRACY: ...We lost it.

BADSTAR: CRAP

TRACY: Fortunately, it's somewhere in- {holds up a backpack} -here, my backpack of pain.

BADSTAR: Well, give it to us!

TRACY: It's not that simple. You see, my backpack of pain is a portal to a separate dimension. It's a rather small one, though. About the size of Ter-EARTH'S moon. There are four sections; jungle, lava, ice, and beach.

BADSTAR: {Looks at backpack} ...I ain't goin' in there.

TRACY: Well, too bad for you, then. {pushes Badstar into the backpack}

GILLIGAN: ...DUDE! YOU JUST PUSHED MY DAD INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE HE COULD POSSIBLY DIE!!! ...ER... I MEAN... MY... guy I just met! Yeah... thats it...

TRACY: ...Like I care. {pushes Gilligan, Bellson, and Kyu-NINJA FOX into the backpack} C'mon, Bell!

IM A BELL: CANNONBALL! {jumps into the backpack}

TRACY:{steps into the backpack}

{cut to a portal in a jungle. everyone falls out of it}

TRACY: Alright. We're here.

{A snake passes by with a large lump in it's stomach and Badstar's hat in it's mouth}

TRACY: ...Oh gee. It ate my Homestar clone.

{OOC: Badstar's right beside Tracy. They ll fell out at the same time.}

BADSTAR: Well this could be fairly simple.

GILLIGAN: Actually, no. I've been in here before. We have to kill 6 robot masters.

TRACY: Each of which carry one sixth of the map.

GILLIGAN: We will need these. {Holds up a box of Mega-Busters}

TRACY:{grabs a Mega Buster, puts it on}

IM A BELL: I don't need one. {pulls out a Proto Buster, puts it on}

TRACY: ...

GILLIGAN: {Puts on a buster} Okay, we should probably each split up.

BELLSON:{grabs a buster} Agreed. {wellface}

BADSTAR: Please tell me he's getting killed off later.

BADSTAR (VOICEOVER): Nope.

BADSTAR: DAMN!

IM A BELL (VOICEOVER): MWAHAHAHA!!!!

GILLIGAN: Now lets go. {Teleports away Megaman style}

TRACY:{sinks into the ground}

IM A BELL:{explodes into a flash of light}

BELLSON:{just plain explodes}

NINJA FOX: {Dissapears into a flash of light}

BADSTAR: ... {Walks away}

{cut to H2O Man. Gilligan warps in}

GILLIGAN: Oh crap! A water robot master!?

H2O MAN:{eye is twitching} BUBBLE BUBBLE WIBBLE BUBBLE. {fires water at Gilligan}

GILLIGAN: {Blasted over the head by water. Hisses and charges towards H2O Man}

H2O: KITTY WIBBLE. {fires more water at Gilligan}

GILLIGAN: {Blasted against a wall} T-this...m-m-may t-take a while...

{cut to Mother Woman(a female robot master carrying a robot master baby. Tracy warps in}

TRACY: ...A mother. ...Is this supposed to make me sad or something? Well, it's not working.

BABY: {Turns into a dragon}

MOTHER WOMAN: ATTACK MY PRECIOUS!!!

TRACY: ...LOLWUT. {blasts the dragon/baby/robot in the mouth}

BABY...DRAGON...THING: {Breathes fire at Tracy}

TRACY: Hmm... {runs to the mother, grabs her} Hey! I got your mom!

DRAGON BABY: Whoo-hoo! Go for the throat!

TRACY: ...What?

DRAGON BABY: C'mon! Are you gonna kill her or what?

TRACY: ...To tell you the truth, I was going to make you breathe fire at me because I captured your mom, and then I'd move out of the way, causing the fire to hit your mom, destroying her, and then I'd destroy you. I didn't count on you WANTING me to kill your mom.

MOTHER WOMAN: He always wants to kill me... its a phase...

TRACY: So... Does that make him Stewie Man?

MOTHER WOMAN: No, not really.

DRAGON BABY: WHAT THE DEUCE. VICTORY IS MINE.

MOTHER WOMAN: ...Okay, yeah. Yeah he is.

TRACY: Hmm... Hey, Dragon Baby? How about this; I kill your mom, and YOU give me that piece of map?

DRAGON BABY: Sure!

TRACY: Okay. {snaps Mother Woman's neck, and rips it off} There. Now give me that map piece, please.

DRAGON BABY: NEVER!!! HAHAHA- WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED MY MOTHER WAS THE SOURCE OF MY POWAHS!!!!! OMG NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU {Explodes. A piece of the map falls in front of Tracy. Tracy get's the Baby Dragon's power. Tracy's hair turns orange.}

TRACY: YATTA! {grabs the map piece}

{cut to Flautist Man. Bell warps in}

IM A BELL: Hmm... You don't seem like an average Robot Master.

FLAUTIST MAN: That's right! I battle... WITH FLUTES! {hold up two silver flutes}

IM A BELL: A musical battle? Okay. {takes a flute} You can go first.

FLAUTIST MAN: ... {Jabs Bell in the eye with the flute}

IM A BELL: ...Hey, author guy? He meant a battle of flute PLAYING.

CONNOR: (VOICE ONLY): Yeah, but thats actually really hard to write so... FLUTE SWORD FIGHTING!!!

FLAUTIST MAN: To tell you the truth, I'd prefer that we'd play real songs. That shouldn't be so hard to write.

CONNOR (VOICE ONLY): Okay then, though it still sounds a little hard to do.

FLAUTIST MAN: JUST DO THIS. {plays this.}

IM A BELL: Hmm... What should I play... AHA! {a bandana appears upon his head. He stands n one leg and plays this (sans vocals, of course)}

FLAUTIST MAN: {Levitates and plays this without the vocals}

IM A BELL:{keeps same stance and plays a flute rendition of this without vocals}

FLAUTIST MAN: {Plays this}

IM A BELL:{plays this}

FLAUTIST MAN:{Plays this}

IM A BELL:{plays this}

FLAUTIST MAN: {Runs out of breath and explodes}

IM A BELL: ...

{a golden flute and a piece of paper fall to the ground. Bell picks them up. Bell doesn't change, because, ironically, his current clothes ARE the Robot Master power's appearance}

ANNOUNCER: You got... POWER FLUTE and MAP PIECE!

IM A BELL: Yays.

{cut to Ninja Fox and Tigre Man}

TIGRE MAN:{growls}

NINJA FOX: PREPARE TO FEEL MY NINJA WRATH!

TIGRE MAN:{claws Ninja Fox}

NINJA FOX: GAH! HOLY CRAP! {Throws ninja stars}

TIGRE MAN:{swipes at the stars, they get embedded in his arm. He growls in pain}

NINJA FOX: OH YEAH! How do ya like me n-

TIGRE MAN:{pulls the stars out of arm, throws them at Ninja Fox}

NINJA FOX: {Quickly rolls out of the way}

TIGRE MAN:{starts grunting, trying to think of an attack, coughs up a hairball at Ninja Fox}

NINJA FOX: {The hairball lands right in front of him} ...Is that it?

TIGRE MAN:{picks up the hairball and throws it at Ninja Fox's face}

NINJA FOX: EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!

TIGRE MAN:{growls, swipes claws at Ninja Duck's face}

NINJA DUCK: OW!!! Since when the hell was I in this movie!?

IM A BELL (VOICEOVER): Oops.

TIGRE MAN:{swipes claws at Ninja FOX's face}

NINJA FOX: OW!!!

TIGRE MAN:{keeps swiping claws at Ninja Fox} FIGHT BACK, DAMMIT!

NINJA FOX: {Pulls out grappling hook. Fires and the hook latches around Tigre Man's arm. Ninja Fox swings him around in a circle. He goes faster each time until finally, the hook unlatches and Tigre Man is sent flying}

TIGRE MAN:{flies into a wall, slides to the ground. Head sparks with electricity} ...Mrow.

FINISH HIM!!!

NINJA FOX: {Fires grappling hook at Tigre Man's head. The rope latches around his head and Ninja Fox pulls it off}

TIGRE MAN: ...YOU'RE AN IDIOT. DID YOU NOT REALIZE THAT MROW MEANT SURRENDER? I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE MAP PIECE, MY POWER, AND BE YOUR LOYAL CAT/ROBOT/SERVANT. BUT NOOOOO. YOU HAD TO RIP MY HEAD OFF, YOU SON OF A-{loses all power, explodes, leaving the map piece and claws}

NARRATOR: You got TIGER CLAW and MAP PIECE!

NINJA FOX: WOO-HOO!

{Cut to Bellson and Prosecuter Man}

PROSECUTER MAN: Welcome to my lair! Now we must have a courtroom battle!

JUDGE: Is the prosecution and defense ready?

PROSECUTER MAN: The Prosecution is ready, your honor.

BELLSON: And so is the defense.

JUDGE: Good. Now about this case. The victim, victim man, was murdered. The defense is said to be responsible.

BELLSON: ...May I please see a picture of the deceased, so I can refresh my memory?

JUDGE: {Gives Bellson a picture of Victim Man}

BELLSON: Hmm... Yeah, I've never seen him before in my life.

PROSECUTER MAN: I would like to call my first witness, Killer Man!

BELLSON: ...OBJECTION! Judging that the name shows what the Robot Master does and is like, it's obvious that Killer Man killed Victim Man!

JUDGE: Mr Bellson you have no solid proof! I am going to have to give you a penalty.

BELLSON: ...Right. Whatever.

{Victim Man walks in}

VICTIM MAN: Killer Man killed me.

BELLSON: ...There. He said it. I'm innocent.

{Killer Man walks in}

KILLER MAN: Yes, I killed Victim Man. AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN! {pulls out a knife and stabs Victim Man}

BELLSON: ...Does this mean I win?

PROSECUTER MAN: {Explodes}

GET EQUPPIED WITH... ADITTUDE THAT MAKES YOU SEEM LIKE A TOTAL PRICK! ...Oh, and a map piece.

BELLSON: ALRIGHT! {jumps up, kicks Honorable Judge Judge Man in the face, grabs the map piece, runs off}

{cut back to Gilligan and H20 Man}

GILLIGAN: {Still charging H20 Man} NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF THE EXACT SAME TECHNIQUE!!!

H2O MAN:{sprays Gilligan with more water} You aren't very smart, are you?

GILLIGAN: ...........Pickles?

H2O MAN: ...Why yes, I'd love one! {wellface}

GILLIGAN: Wait a minute, I can just blow him up! {Pulls out grenade launcher}

H2O MAN: OH, F-

GILLIGAN: {Fires grenades at him, which cause him to explode}

{a blue blaster and a rather charred map piece fall to the ground}

NARRATOR: You got WATER CANNON and RATHER CHARRED MAP PIECE!

GILLIGAN: Yay?

{cut to Crap Man. Badstar walks in}

BADSTAR: Whats that horrible smell!?

CRAP MAN:{is The Great Mighty Poo in a Guts Man costume} ME.

BADSTAR: {Muttering under breath} Please don't sing any opera, please don't sing any opera...

CRAP MAN:{starts singing opera, vomits onto the ground right in front of Badstar}

BADSTAR: ...I think I'm gonna puke.

CRAP MAN:{farts. a tree behind him explodes into a mushroom cloud}

BADSTAR: Yep. Definitley gonna puke.

CRAP MAN:{leans over to Badstar} ...WIBBLE. {green gas comes out of his mouth}

BADSTAR: {Pukes}

CRAP MAN:{wellfaces}

BADSTAR: I have to beat him! But how... AH-HA!!! {Pulls out a roll of toilet paper. Shoves it down Crap Man's throat}

CRAP MAN: {explodes}

BADSTAR: OH HOLY HELL THERES {Bleep} EVERYWHERE!!!

{A piece of the map and a brown blaster fall to th ground in front of him}

NARRATOR: You got GIGA FART and RATHER SMELLY MAP PIECE!

BADSTAR: ...Ew.

NARRATOR: JUST TAKE THEM!

BADSTAR: {Takes them both} EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW

NARRATOR: Grr... {appears. He is Shinigami from Soul Reaper. He pulls out his gint hand, slaps Badstar offscreen and warps off}

{Cut to everybody gathered}

GILLIGAN: Okay, do we all have the map pieces?

IM A BELL: I have mine, and Power Flute.

TRACY: I have mine, and Dragon Flame.

BELLSON: I have mine, and Attitude That Makes You Seem Like A Total Prick.

IM A BELL: ...You already HAVE that.

BELLSON: I hate you SO much.

NINJA FOX: I have mine, and Tiger Claw!

GILLIGAN I have mine, and Water Cannon!

BADSTAR: I have mine, and {Shudders} Giga Fart...

TRACY: Okay, good. Hand them here.

{everyone hands Tracy the map pieces. Tracy summons up some tape and tapes the pieces together}

TRACY: ...Oh dear. That's not good.

GILLIGAN: What is it, Tracy? {Covers mouth} VICTOR

TRACY: Well, it appears one part of the map is charred. And I seem to remember that STEVE was the guy who handed me the piece!

GILLIGAN: Oh yeah. You see I was fighting a water guy, and I blew him up with my grenade launcher.

TRACY: ...You stupid git. Well, it appears that the charred piece of map is the guy who kidnapped Bling's fortress, and a surrounding two miles.

IM A BELL: Well that's just GREAT.

GILLIGAN: I told you not to call me a git or any other british words I don't understand!

TRACY: Quiet, you. Anywas, now that we have the map, let's get outta here. {snaps fingers, points to the sky} COME ON!

{an elevator drops to the ground}

TRACY: Get in.

BADSTAR: {Gets in along with Gilligan and Ninja Fox}

{Tracy, Bell, and Bellson get in. Tracy presses a button, and the elevator's door closes. It then quickly rises up to the sky. Cut to outside the backpack. The elevator, which is VERY small, rises out of it, lands next to it, and grows to the normal size of an elevator. The elevator door opens}

BADSTAR: '{Walks out of the elevator} WE GOT THE MAP!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

IM A BELL:{smacks Badstar} Shut up, you.

TRACY: CAN WE JUST GO ALREADY?!

BADSTAR: Fine, pushy...

IM A BELL: Hand me the map. {reads map} Hmm... It seems we first have to go through...

{camera spins around to reveal a dark, medieval town in the distance}

IM A BELL: ...Ye Olde Town of Cwealm.

END OF CHAPTER 1!!!!!