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DEMON BELL: What?

H44WP: The pipes are broken and the toliets overflowing. I'll go call a plumber.

DEMON BELL: Wait, don't call a plumber! I have a brilliant idea to kill those fools!

H44WP: What? No, I was gonna call him SO I CAN EAT HIM!!!!!

DEMON BELL:{weirded out} Uhh... okay, cannibal. Anyway, here's my plan... {whispers into H44WP's ear}

H44WP: You want the water to overflow, thus causing a flood, and they will drown?

DEMON BELL: Yes, Captain Obvious of the Cannibals, we're gonna do what I just said and you repeated!

H44WP: "of the Cannibals"? are you still weirded out about that plumber remark?

DEMON BELL: Yes. Yes I am.

{Cut back to the pit. a bunch of dead rats are scatterd everywhere. Bellson is dusting off his hands.}

BELLSON: I think I got them all.

ANOTHER BELLSON: Yeah.

IM A BELL: Two Bellsons? Wait... Uh oh.

{An 8-foot tall rat comes out of a Bellson costume}

GIANT RAT: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Bellson rolls his eyes, lifts the rat up and throws him.}

BADSTAR: So Homeschool, do you think you could invent something that could get us back up and out of this pit?

HOMESCHOOL: Uhh... Okay... I need tea, and a giant Don Patch statue.

{Two hours later}

HOMESCHOOL: Okay, here's my invention. The Climing Don 2000. Just climb the statue out of the hole!

IM A BELL: What did you need the tea for?

HOMESCHOOL: I like tea!

BELLSON: Well, lets go.

{They get out of the pit. Water drips onto Im a bells forehead.}

IM A BELL: I feel like I'm in China all of a sudden. Hey, look, we're in an ocean! Oh, wait. It's just a flood. A FLOOD???!!!!!!!!!

{Camera pans out. Everybody is ankle deep in water. Water is flowing out of the walls and celing.}

BELLSON: Well, at least things can't get any worse.

{The 8 foot tall rat gets out of the pit. He attacks Bellson.}

IM A BELL: Uhh... I don't think that counts as worse...

BADSTAR: Quick, up the stairs!

{Bellson throws the rat again and everybody swims up to the stairs and runs up them, with the water close behind them.}

IM A BELL: Ahh!!! Run!!!

{Im a bell charges up the stairs and since he is the second up the stairs and Ebeneezer is first, Im a bell knock him off the stairs}

IM A BELL: ... YAYS!

{Ebenezeer crashes into everybody else and they fall in the water.}

{A devil and an angel appear near Im a bell}

ANGEL: Save your friends!

DEVIL: No, stay up here and live!

{Im a bell eats the angel}

IM A BELL: Mmm... Marshmallowy... Anyways, arm stretch!

{Im a bell's arms stretch down to the floor and brings everybody back to the second floor. 5 seconds later, he pushes Ebeneezer off}

{The water reaches the floor}

BADSTAR: Quick! Into that elevator!

{They all run down the hall and open the elavator. The 8 foot tall rat is in there.}

IM A BELL: This your floor?

RAT:{annoyed} Scre-ee!

{the rat exits the elevator and everyone else enters it}

{Cut to everybody in the elevator.}

BADSTAR: Uh-oh! I hear the water! It's coming to fast! We'll never make it in time!

BELLSON: I'll save us! {Bellson's arms burst through the elevator celing. Bellson grabs the rope and pulls the elevator up faster.}

IM A BELL: Erm... is that even possible?!!!!! Oh. My. God. Badstar, how can we all fit in this elevator?

BADSTAR: Uh-oh.

IM A BELL: Is it just me, or are we randomly changing size and shape? My legs are drifting off into the sunset. Badstar, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

{Cut to Bellsons arms pulling the rope. The rope slowly begins to come apart. Then it becomes a snake. Then it is normal}

FEMALE VOICE: We have normality! Anything else you can't cope with is your own problem!

IM A BELL: Who is that?

{I Am Acidgrrl appears}

IM A BELL: Uhh... hey... are you my sister or my niece?

I AM ACIDGRRL: Both!

IM A BELL: I'm not THAT redneck! I'm only half!

BELLSON: Hey guys, I could'nt see, whats going on? {See's I Am Acidgrrl. Heart's replace his eyes.}

ACIDGRRL: Um... Why am I here again? Oh yeah. My brothers and my cousin will be here in two chapters. Are you busy?

IM A BELL: Besides from hiding from a demonic form of me and a WikiUser, riding an elevator, and escaping a flood, no, why do you ask? Uhh... Bellson... You know she's your 20X6 form's cousin, right?

BELLSON: Weellll... I'm full redneck, so I don't care! {Hands I Am Acidgrrl some roses.}

IM A BELL: Acidgrrl, at least you still keep your dignity, right?

ACIDGRRL: No. {kisses Bellson. Bellson melts and regenerates with a nuclear cannon arm and a power to spit acid}

BELLSON V2: Cool! {spits acid in Vegerot's eyes}

VEGEROT: MY EYES!!!!!!!

BADSTAR: I'm offically weirded out.

IM A BELL: Hey, two more elevators. Bellson, Acidgrrl, you go make out in that one, Vegerot, you go in that one.

BADSTAR: Thank you.

IM A BELL: No, thank you for stopping being a penguin!

EBENEEZER: HI!

IM A BELL: Uhh... How did you get here?!!! {pushes Ebeneezer out of elevator} Wait, I don't know how I did that. The elevator door's closed!

{Two elevators stop. Everybody gets out of the first elevator. Bellson gets out of the second one.}

BELLSON: Me and I am Acidgrrl thought it would be kind of creepy to start dating, so we decided to just be friends.


{Cut back to Demon Bell and H44WP}

H44WP: Okay... So what's our next plan?

DEMON BELL: Uhh... Okay, here's an idea! LET'S TRY NOT TO DROWN!!!!!

H44WP: Good plan!

DEMON BELL: Crap, they are almost here!

{Bellson crashes through the floor and punches H44WP}

H44WP: O-ow!

DEMON BELL: Quick! Tie him up!

{Bellson ties H44WP up}

BELLSON: This okay?

DEMON BELL: Yeah, that's a great kno-waitaminute!!!! H44, you're dumb. Bellson, tie yourself up.

BELLSON: Can do!

{Bellson ties himself up}

IM A BELL:{to Acidgrrl} I think you also melted his brain.

ACIDGRRL: This can't be good. I'll go get my brothers. {Voips away.}

END OF CHAPTER 6!!!