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Bell Quest/10
DEMON BELL: Who...
H44WP: The...
BOTH: TENDERBREAD?!!!!
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Skypeia, Jose unt Gorge!
{pan out to show it is Alpha Cram on the Chimer}
ALPHA CRAM: Me are posted. Me no agree. Me travel base kill.
I AM BELL: I'll translate. "I saw what you did. I was angry. I came here to stop you."
{Demon Bell and H44WP look at each other and then Alpha Cram. They burst out laughing.}
ALPHA CRAM: Get my belt. Go to my locker and GET MY BELT!!!!!
{Alpha Cram fires an electrical blast at H44WP.}
DEMON BELL: ...Whoa.
ALPHA CRAM: LV2: Underworld gong!
{Alpha Cram fires a larger electrical blast at Demon Bell}
DEMON BELL: OW!
{Alpha Cram continues firing elecrtic blast's at the two villains. A huge electric blast hit's Demon Bell and turns him back into Pure Watashi.}
PURE WATASHI: ...Crap.
ALPHA CRAM: Sectionify!
{Alpha Cram fires a gigantic red bolt of energy into Pure Watashi. Bling flies out of him and he reverts back to Ll e bami}
LL E BAMI: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
{A portal opens up on the chimer. Ll and H44WP get sucked in. The portal closes. A floppy disc pops out.}
I AM BELL: ...Woah. Uhh... What now?
BELLSON: That was quick. How are we gonna finish this chapter?
BADSTAR: How about we start closing plot holes?
BELLSON: Grood idea. Also, let's stop breaking the 4th wall.
BADSTAR: {Holds up a list of plot holes.} Let's see... plot hole#1:Im a bell. Where is he?
{a rip in space appears. Im a bell's spirit is there}
IM A BELL: Unfortunately, the ray didn't only zap me into a different universe, it killed me. And with Ll in the real world, I'm not immortal. I'll come back someday. But for now, bye... {dissapears}
BADSTAR: Plot hole#2:1-up and Kyubii. Where are they? Last time we saw them, they were trying find me. What happened?
1-UP: You see, we were running around looking for you, when all of a sudden, an inverted me-
PU-1 (INVERT 1-UP): Yo.
1-UP:{slightly annoyed} -an inverted me came and captured us. plot hole#3: Homestar's Sammich. Why no give to Badstar?
HOMESTAR: I was hungry. Plot hole#4:Anthru-Borg & Kraxario. The haven't appeared much. Although apparently, they are always here. How come?
KRAXARIO: Well, Uhh... the writers didn't really think of much lines for us. Plot hole#5:"Everybody else, run away screaming!" where are they?
BADSTAR: Still running and screaming. How many more plot holes are there?
I AM BELL: I got two more! Why is H44WP on the side of evil, and why does Ebeneezer somehow appear everywhere, even though w left him to drown in Chapter 6?
BADSTAR: 1: It involved something bad happening to Bling. 2: He's a zombie. Alright, one more. How did Alpha Cram fire electric blasts, turn Ll back to normal, and open a portal?
BELLSON: Actually, the second one doesn't work. He means "Why is Ebeneezer in more than one place"? Oh, and, he's kinda a unintentional world-bending virus. I mean, when he escaped the Chimer, he transformed the entire world into Sweet Cuppin' Cakes!
BADSTAR: I guess the Ebeneezer question is a plot hole that will remain unsolved. So, what now? We can't this chapter short.
I AM BELL: Uhh... why don't we go find where Bling flew off to?
BADSTAR: Good idea.
{cut to Bling and the female invert Anti-Bling hugging}
EVERYBODY: Awwwwwwww......
A COMPLETELY RANDOM GUY: Randomize!!!!
{the base warps. Bling and female invert Bling (Blingette) become millions of vampire squids}
{Cut to a white space. Badstar is there.}
BADSTAR: Here's a little explanaition, so you guys watching the movie won't get creeped out.
{Cut to Badstar at a whiteboard. on it is a drawing of anti-bling and blingette.}
BADSTAR: The difference: Blingette does not have any horns. And she isn't evil for no apparent reason. Now we continue with your regular movie.
{The movie stops.Cut to the theater.}
VEGEROT: ...wow. That was great.
OBNOXIOUS FAN (POSSIBLY QUAGMIRE): YeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahohmygodohmygodohmygodAWEXOMEAWEXOMEAWEXOME!!!!! {calms down} Ahem. Giggity.
{The movie continues.}
I AM BELL: Um? Okay... {kills random guy. everything becomes normal}
BADSTAR: So... what do we do with the floppy disk?
I AM BELL: Leave that to me.
{Cut to 20X6. The stinko-wing is flying high above the lava zone.}
20X6 COW: {pops up and screen freezes.} This is maddnes! Madness... THIS IS 20X6!!!!!!
{Cow puncher goes away.}
Epilogue
I AM BELL: Bye!
{I am bell drops the floppy disc onto Saargtsson's head, the disc then bounces into the lava}
SAARGTSSON: OW! What the?
NARRATOR: And so ends a wonderful story. But unfortunately, the villains would survive and H44WP would brainwash Ll and everybody in 20X6, and get extremely close to killing Im a bell and friends. But that, is another story.
{The screen fades to black. The words, The End appear on the screen in big gold letters. Cut back to the theater.}
BELLSON: ...That, was the greatest thing, I have ever seen. Say, I wonder where Bell's run off to.
{Cut to outside of the theater. Everyone is watching Im a bell who is in the middle of the road}
IM A BELL: Oh, hey ever-
{Im a bell is hit by a truck}
BADSTAR: So... should we show everyone the trailer for the seqeul?
IM A BELL:{just a head} S-sure...{dies}
{Cut to a black screen. Words in gold fade in.}
NARRATOR: Coming Soon to a HRFWiki near you...
{Cut to a poorbt finding the floppy disk.}
POORBT: What's this?
{Cut back to the black screen. New words fade in.}
NARRATOR: Bell Quest II: Cow Quest!
{Cut to H44WP zapping Ll with the mind control ray. Cut to him in front of a mind controlled army of every single 20X6 character.}
H44WP: I want all of you to capture these two for me! {Holds up two pictures. One picture has Im a bell, and the other has Badstar.}
NARRATOR: When H44WP is unleashed... The world as we know it will be... FOLLOWING THE RULES!!!!!
{Cut to a black screen. Gold words appear}
NARRATOR: Coming A Month 2007.
{cut back to the theater}
BADSTAR: So... WHO'S READY FOR THE AFTER PARTY!?!?
IM A BELL: Thanks to my power of plotholes, I'm somehow alive and in one piece! {gets hit by another truck} Er...
{1 HOUR LATER...}
IM A BELL: Back to normal! Er... Why have the afterparty now? We already started Bell Quest II!
COW: I dunno. I got back to saving you.
IM A BELL: Er... Wait, did you just try to fill a plothole? I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COW: Ah no! Oh, and where is my cameo?
BADSTAR: Ummm... if we are here... who are those people?
{Cut to a real life theater. The real life Badstar, Bell, and Cow Puncher are there.}
CONNOR {REAL LIFE BADSTAR}: Holy. carp.
KEITH (REAL LIFE IM A BELL): Oh Crap. I DO read too much Bob and George. Er... I feel like destroying somethi- Oh, {bleep}. My HRFWiki form is trying to escape. Er... I seem less insane and somewhat retarded than usual...
DANIELL (REAL COW): Hey, Connor, where did you put the Mayo?
KEITH: Danielle, now that there's no possible way of this being a fourth wall break, why are you using your bro's username?
CONNOR: It's her real name.
KEITH: I meant that she's editing with her bro's account. I wanted to know why.
DANILLE: My brother had to edit his userpage, but I started using it. Hold on, I'll change. Done
KEITH: Er... Is it even possible to use strikethrough here? Oh well. Um... Where is this theater?!!!
DANILLE: Hey, um, I'll call Claire. (Shwoo)
CLAIRE (REAL SHWOO): Yes?
KEITH: Yeah, uh, we'd want to know where the {bleep} this {bleep}ing theater is. It cann't be FCUSA or any of those fictional places, because we're real. Wait, you see that red fadey lkndd over there? Oh god. This must be- Calm down. No HSR references...
CONNOR: This theater is in the real world.
KEITH: I can see that, but WHERE in the {bleep}ing real world?!!!
DANILLE: I think in Conch street adress 4232446 that guy's phone number 555-777-223
CONNOR:...Wow. Keith, your right. you have been reading too much Bob and George. Right, Nate?
{Camera zooms out a bit to reveal Nate from "Bob and George" sitting next to Connor.}
NATE: {Nods}
KEITH: For a second, I thought you said "a bit of Nate".
CHADLING: {Next to Keith.} LETS GET OUt OF HERE AND GET ICE CREAM!!! ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DANILLE: Look at this! Bell Quest/10inengrish
KEITH: The {bleep}?!!! ...Is this over? I sure hope so. {gets up, walks off}
END.